Interpolic

Always thought Collymore was a surprisingly good pundit. Enjoy him on talk sport. Are you kidding? He's fucking mental. He thinks the Premiership should be 20 teams with no relegation or promotion ever. He's wacked out his fucking nut. Never heard him say that, it does sound a bit mad! I've only heard him 4 or 5 times TBF, but I have agreed with a lot of his points. He's way better than I thought he'd be since he always struck me as a footballer who didn't even like football that much. It's pretty criminal how much he wasted his own talent really - he achieved more than most but had an insane amount of natural talent and should have done far more with it.

I always seem to be standing behind that guy whenever I go to an away game. I think he goes to every single away match as I saw him at the Norwich friendly as well. He should put his fucking top on, as he looks like a fucking horror show and shows us all up. Pillock.

Fat cunt.

Personally can't see Man City wanting to loan Given out to one of their rivals for the European spots.

http://www.calciobidoni.it/immagini/coloccini.jpg Who's that dweeb? Grow your hair ffs, you look like a dweeb.

"Heh, heh, heh. Hovis. Hovis rhymes with Chris Coleman. Heh, heh. Oh, no it doesn't actually. Heh, heh, heh. Where do they keep the Munch Bunch? Heh, heh, heh. Munch bunch".

Come to think of it, Motson actually sounded like he was doing the commentary from his deathbed.

Half the reason it's funny is that Motson's normally massively enthused by a vaguely controversial throw-in call or anything along those lines.

You're right! Almost to the point of unprofessional... doesn't even raise his voice for goals "...and it's in" "Well woopty fucking do".

It's like he's being sarcastic or something. "Aye, you sent me here. For what?"

This lad was immense: http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00179/silenzi_179956s.jpg

They never have gone abroad that much really, Italian players.

Chumbawamba.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_04/117Agbonlahor_468x312.jpg Is there a more miserable face in football?

I would guess it would have been around 10%-25% if Smith had played. Which is a shocking statistic.

All class. Cheeky twat ffs.

Would have made a sweet alliance with these guys: http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/n/naturaldisasters/06.jpg The Natural Disasters: Earthquake, Typhoon and Shitehawk.

"Two banks of four".

He looks like a Premier League footballer even when he's not setting up goals or whatever. Happy for him because I was thinking that his Palace form was just a youthful flash in the pan sort of thing, but he looks very capable so far this year from what I've seen.

If Barton doesn't win Goal Of The Month it's a fix.

Unreal. It was almost an assassination.

look, i've been drinking so i'm buggered if i'm gonna start working out double negatives. I've worked it out for you Madras, see above. Keep sipping the red wine. Pisshead.

He did not get sent off.

Agree like, made it look a hell of a lot more even than it was.