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Nolan got into some great shooting positions this afternoon by the looks of it tbf.

Have mate. Have. He uses 'of' once and 'have' once. He's laughing at you Dave. Edit: as you've now pointed out.

Kalou is such an unspectacular attacking player considering how many games he gets for Chelsea.

That Stoke strip makes it look like there are three different teams playing at times.

Jesus Christ!

When Jonathon Pearce said "BANG" there, it reminded me that he used to be the voice of Robot Wars. Had totally forgotten.

What an absolutely shit article. 'The Arsenal manager has been an admirer of Carroll since way before his hat-trick against Aston Villa last weekend.' Wow, what a visionary. Unlike you Fleet Street cunts. Also ends with: I wouldn't even send an email at work without reading over it first, and in those circumstances it's only the daft cunt that sits across from me reading it or something.

What an absolutely shit article.

Can't wait to see him in our (shite Puma) strip for the first time like, will be mint.

Nobody was stopping him put that in the back of the net.

I've seen him get interviewed a few times, he's a clever lad.

I think the best solution would be for Allardyce to fall over and die, but fall on Diouf who dies as well. That would be canny.

Walcott is a funny player like. He's looked absolutely useless for ages, but you know he's got it in him.

Would anyone really miss Diouf if he, erm, you know, died and that?

What did he say? Interviewer said "I'm sure the fans would see it as a bit of a sweetener after today if they knew there was a new face coming in before the deadline. Any news about Fabiano, Ashley Young or any other big names?". He said "Listen, they've had nothing but sweeteners since I got here".

Incredible arrogance from Redknapp there.

I don't mind Motson that much but I don't know how he can be so surprised by the most run-of-the-mill events after all these years. Pretty much what I said.

I don't mind Motson that much but I don't know how he can be so surprised by the most run-of-the-mill events after all these years.

THAT CHANCE, MAN!

Assou Ekotto.

he's muslim isn't he ? Aye he is muslim BUT christian name refers to first name it was a joke.

Maybe if Lerner decides to appoint some dinosaur like Ron Atkinson/David Pleat/Howard Kendall. No chairman is that stupid. I hear kinnear is looking... Please let this happen Have said it before in another thread - I don't wish Kinnear to any team, but I'd love it if he was back to any other team than us. My word, he was a greasy, classless tramp. I always forget about him.

That opening sentence. I know I'm probably going a bit over the top, but it makes no fucking sense. It's the type of ill-fitting idiom that an 11 year would force into their pretend newspaper report for English class. He also comes out with this interesting opinion - 'If we get him then it would be great, but if we don’t then I couldn’t really care less.'

Looks tacky as fuck, daft cunts.

Aye, I'll remember that from tomorrow onwards when I forget they ever existed again.