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Eh, is it fuck! It's way better than Grolsch and Kronenburg. What's going on here?

No need to mince your words on my account.

As if the likes of Uruguay, Spain or Holland wouldn't do a party of the same quality. Have you ever tried Dutch or Spanish beer? There's good Spanish beer, just not the mainstream brands. Amstel's areet imo. Streets ahead of Heineken. Why are the popular beers always shite? It doesn't make any sense. It's not like they're cheaper than good beers. I don't really know, except that I proper love Heineken.

As if the likes of Uruguay, Spain or Holland wouldn't do a party of the same quality. Have you ever tried Dutch or Spanish beer? There's good Spanish beer, just not the mainstream brands. Amstel's areet imo.

Ozil's a touch better, but other than that I agree.

BLOODY HELL.

Great run, you've got to hold your hands up here like.

That was when Heskey was being brought on, wasn't it?

Thick as fuck by Tevez.

Sitter, that.

Germans are super up for this. Way they were hassling Tevez there was immense.

Fact of the day. Professions with the highest proportion of long-haired men: roadie, wrestler, Argentinian footballer.

Bloody hell.

Newcastle-Online. Canny up for this game, hope it's not too niggly. A bit niggly would be alright. First niggle: 58 seconds.

Newcastle-Online. Canny up for this game, hope it's not too niggly. A bit niggly would be alright.

How the hell don't I remember that? It's like a bad joke.

Kegs on your head is never a good look.

I like that.

He's rated at £30million by Ajax apparently. I think we've bid £3m. And Alan Smith's slippers. And Alan Smith.

To be honest, in the same situation I'd want a Newcastle player to do that rather than let the ball fly over his head.

You could tell from his run-up he wasn't scoring btw.

Fucking pathetic this. This. Burn ITV to the ground.

Fuck!

Cowadunga, that is quick - it's been less than an hour.