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TLDR. No offence, might read it later. http://www.tribalfootball.com/england-players-give-world-cup-match-fees-charity-845521 I know it's Tribal Football but I've heard in various places they weren't getting paid match fees.

@ the last few pages in this thread.

Is that Mick McCarthy in your avatar? Yeah.

It's supposed to persuade you we're going to win the World Cup And even then the most positive tagline they could come up with was 'Maybe. Just maybe'. Should be updating it throughout - at this point it should be 'Fuck no, never. Maybe if all the other teams die'.

Desailly screaming into the camera like he's doing a wrestling promo.

3 minutes injury time in extra time?

Great finish but is Howard at fault again there?

Was that Timothy Spall crying on the touchline?

Let's hope the Americans can get a three-pointer and put this thing to bed.

If David Blaine ever gets AIDS he can take heart from a vanity point of view. Because he'll look exactly like Clint Dempsey and he looks OK. http://www.firstscience.com/SITE/IMAGES/editor/27/blaines.jpghttp://www.fifa.com/imgml/tournament/worldcup2010/players/xl/207851.png (Pre-AIDS / Post AIDS)

Bloody hell, she really is as well.

Tim Howard's wife's mate is fit as a fiddle.

Ghana haven't been bad at all actually.

He's got talent, he's just fucking stupid. Racist.

Alan Oliver's the new Pope.

Aye I'd let him stick a cigar up me cunt like.

Bill Clinton has such a friendly face.

Oh dear.

That's the point though, isn't it? He was completely under the radar until a year or two prior to that.

First time Switzerland have made me feel anything, the feeling being "the Swiss are fucking cunts". You cost me a hundred and thirty quid you fucking Swiss flaps.

She fit? Too old for you I think, she's at least 18 and she's got ID and everything. Soz.

Brazil-Portugal draw, Ivory Coast -1, Spain, Switzerland - 12.5/1.

Slovakia, because I've got them in the sweepstake. Also, this lass at work is Slovakian and she was genuinely delighted today - she never expected them to get through for a second.

Reads like a Karl Pilkington poem, that does.

This makes it even funnier tbf.