Interpolic

Did the screen just go black or whatever?

Tim Howard's Tourettes is back with a vengeance.

Get in!

"Because this might be the only match some of you watch this year, England are in the white". What the fuck are you even on about Tyldsley you mong.

He said David Batty would score in that shootout as well like. Although that was obviously dead funny, he was put on the spot - he wasn't going to say "nah", was he? Yeah I know, I'm sure whoever it was who asked him has since said it's one of their biggest regrets as a commentator.

He said David Batty would score in that shootout as well like. Although that was obviously dead funny, he was put on the spot - he wasn't going to say "nah", was he?

Keegan says 4-1, gonna whack a bet on 4-1.

Clint Dempsey wears eye-liner, fact.

Ah, you're fucking kidding. He'll have been practising his lines for weeks.

A few England win scorecasts: Lampard, 1-0: 30/1 Rooney, 3-1: 33/1 Gerrard, 2-0: 40/1 Johnson, 3-1: 175/1 Donovan, 2-1: 110/1

No worries. I'm expecting Baba to be quite philosophical about the loss if it stays this way though. Can we have Baba's verdict courtesy of you please, Mike?

More action in 5 minutes than the whole France match. Oh, goal!

Good start.

Would you take 4-3 England if you were offered it now? Not a chance. I think you should consider it to be honest, it's a good offer. Would you take 4-3 USA? The hell you would. I'd add something to this, but Soccer/Football gods, man. They're listening. Of course I wouldn't, Jesus. Yeah OK, you're right - maybe I am a bit arrogant actually. A defeat tomorrow is unthinkable. A draw would be a bit shit but it's not out of the question. It wouldn't be a total disaster either, given that you guys might be the second best team in the group. I expect a win though, anything else is a real stuttering start if we want to go far in the Soccerball World Series this year.

Would you take 4-3 England if you were offered it now? Not a chance. I think you should consider it to be honest, it's a good offer.

Would you take 4-3 England if you were offered it now?

That's what I'm saying, less than 4 clear goals and I'm a bit fucked off tbh.

This is the exact attitude I want England to have tomorrow. I think that would work out really well for us. I think it's bloody generous actually. What the hell are people thinking here? It's the Americans! In a sport in which the majority of players can't use their hands! Jesus. 7-0 if they're lucky.

Gonna be fuckin narly.

Damn, it's really less than 24 hours away. Guaranteed to be a s*** 0-0 draw. We all know that, right? No. That bomb that you guys keep singing about is gonna burst big time. I believe in Tim Howard. I see the refs have learned English swearwords to counter Rooney's petulance.....where does this leave Tim Howard? That was quite good actually. Haven't seen much of his antics in the PL tbh. You make it sound a rarity. Howard curses at his defenders. Rooney tells the ref to "fuck off" every week. Hopefully he gets sent off. Would be the only way your goal difference ain't -6 tomorrow evening, partner. (Fuck this, man. Pedro is underrated).

Doesn't even make sense when you put it in realistic order, silly English. Clutching at straws, Norway.

No cause he's a fat cunt. Righteo, 5-2 it is then.

Is it not 5-3 or 5-4 or something now Benitez has managed to get £6m and the Inter job?

My mate Jimmy flew out this morning, will be at the England game tomorrow and has tickets to another 16 games including both semi finals. Tosser. 16 games, what an arsehole. I'm going right off the kid tbh.

Fox attack. I thought it was fucking real until I saw that. It is a fake right? Oh it'll be real, alright.