Interpolic

The occasion was too big for the players.

Hope he's got nee batteries in the house on Christmas Day and has to wait til Boxing Day to play with his new toys.

Fingers crossed we go out here so I don't have to watch another one of these fucking games.

I wish these games were on right before bed, would really sort out my sleep issues. All of the energy has been drawn out of me here, again.

How exciting.

Well summed up, they're both fucking gross

Must be the easiest job in football these days. There's actually been a bit of money spent on the squad recently, we're historically a fairly big club and still there are absolutely fuck all expectations. Pick up a win a month and you're doing a grand job.

Pretty sure Ryder can't spell GDPR.

Hopefully there'll be no Steve Truce any time soon

The Fraser bit

It's incredible that these people who will completely disregard performances and obsess over results to support Bruce can't even see that the results are completely mediocre, even by recent Newcastle standards. Ashley has done such a number on this club.

Plucky performance from us so far, with a bit of luck we might get to HT all level.

A wanker who knows he's a wanker and broadcasts to the world he's a wanker is definitely far more honourable than a wanker who doesn't realise he's a wanker and pretends to the world he isn't a wanker. At least Pardew owned it.

Got patter like batter, this fat boring cunt.

Vardy is my favourite of the last few years. Like Disco I loved watching Overmars as well. Basically any sweaty pace fiend with end product is right up my street.

Henry

That game at Arsenal is one of my best memories as a Newcastle fan.

The only difference in the last 15 minutes was that Leeds started converting their many, many chances. So he's disappointed he wasn't lucky AF again this week.

He always does this sort of thing because that's the extent of his footballing intellect, the fat mess. Still according to him it's insulting to call him a crap manager.

Played shit, lost. Feel about as ambivalent as when we play shit and win or draw.

Went the whole of the 2010s without winning 3 PL games in a row and doubt it'll happen in the 2020s either.

Yeah, the fat pleb will say it was harsh though.

"We were still in the game after an hour against a fantastic Leeds side"

Wish this woman would stop telling me how thrilling the first half was.