Interpolic

31 points (Barnes and Lundstrom) sat on me bench ffs

I bet Bruce can leave the toilet in a right mess. I bet the porcelain seat melts like a plastic toy in the oven and the pipes collapse because of all the corrosion from the salt. Whenever I see someone the size of Bruce I often wonder about the state of their shites. I bet a bloke his size more often than not gets the stomach gargles in his gut before pebble-dashing the toilet bowl with his brown liquid filth. I bet he's not had dropped off a solid log in a very long time. So what was your previous username? Covmag maybe? Nah, as this guy can string a sentence together.

That's the problem you dickhead. It's 2020.

Think I preferred it when 50% of his output was about Alex Oxlade Chamberlain.

Amazing, this

Absolute fucking heed the baal, this bloke.

Convinced it's someone off here It's persistently good like.

He's apparently banned salads and various foreign muck from the canteen.

Cried absolutely loads

Not a great set of first legs so far, from what I've seen. Mostly cagey as fuck and a few where there's a massive gulf in class. The 2 German sides were streets ahead of their English opponents.

Wonder if he cried. Bet he cried. Cry me a river Pardew you sad wanker, hope they've got you paying for your own flipboards and they went buy one get one free the week after you bought yours. Fuck off.

Get the transfer record monkey off Ashley's back once and for all, and even better on a waste of money so they can justify never doing it again? It's ridiculously cynical to think like that but everything's about the PR with these cunts. They'll probably stop spending money on players, spend a few quid on the training ground and say "You asked, Mike listened".

No, and this is why I said it stinks. Leganes are 2 points from safety, this could send them down. https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1244939/Barcelona-Martin-Braithwaite-Transfer-Leganes-News-Rumours-Gossip

This Braithwaite situation absolutely stinks like.

Man City game rescheduled for Wed 19th Feb and therefore still part of this gameweek.

What a bellend.

Look at us, look at us, we tried to sign a player.

Will you be done by page 666?

I don't know how you dare tbh. Aye utter gobshite.

Fackin old cant

Note to self to be nasty to Steve Bruce if I ever see him in Tesco.

Anyone know where his level is?

That him being told the news?

Give it up Gallowgate End, you're never going to meet him.