Interpolic

I'm going and I bought the ticket with this in mind tbh. I know it'll be mainly reserves and it's a balancing act, but I don't think anyone's paid thirty quid expecting to see our first eleven. I went to the Arsenal league cup match and was slightly peeved that we didn't go all out, but the mackem match showed I was wrong to feel like that. Same goes this time with Sunderland coming up again next week. Put a team out that can win the game and make sure we have some game-changers on the bench just in case. I think we'll win 3-1.

Horrible that like, Nile.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eNBmUwPs7CI/SmcdLd6rNvI/AAAAAAAAKBo/VdveQhIl5Hg/s200/garry%26minty.jpg Hard lines, lads.

FIVE!

Fock me, etc. Is that 3 of our lads that have scored a hatrick by January?

HAHAHA get the fuck in man, this is ace.

Commentators reduced to talking about scarves.

Yorkie and neesy1111111111111, I owe you an apology, so soz.

Get the fuck in!

That's how you score 2 goals before your 200th Premiership appearance, Carlton Cole.

Get the fuck in Best!

Too many ppl were worried about their decent results against equally shite teams tbh. Are you 2 fucking kidding me? Eh? I'm not discrediting our performance. West Ham are shite, we're playing well and rightfully winning. I know, man. But you're not just tempting fate - you've heard fate's gay and you're bent over with your kegs round your ankles shouting "Ride Me" in your best Andy Carroll voice. You know, a scenario that fate finds tempting. Apologies if that was a touch too descriptive, it's been a long day.

Too many ppl were worried about their decent results against equally shite teams tbh. Are you 2 fucking kidding me?

£1 on 3 different scorecasts with us winning 2-1 - FGS Lovenkrands, Nolan and Carlton Cole.

First bet in a while: Fulham, Man Utd-1, Blackpool-Birmingham draw. £3 pays £40.

Fuck, he'll be leaving on a Bosman before we know it.

Would be pointless. Just made-up rubbish that, iyam.

Is he really necessary? Would this skilful prick add anything to the team? I don't know why I'm trying to re-phrase it when it was really funny in the first place.

SSN says that the owners told them they'd bid £6.2m for Ronaldinho, and were prepared to increase their bid if necessary. Really giving Milan a reason to accept that bid then, fucking mentals.

Was going to say that straight away with it being ESPN.