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What't the actual point of a 5.5 year contract if they've agreed that there's no compensation btw? Just saves em negotiating new contracts? Actually, maybe I've stumbled across something here - was Ashley pissed off that Hughton was reaching the end of his deal and asking for proper wages and more managerial control, and didn't want to be in that situation again? Again, I dunno why I bother theorising about this shit as it always assumes there's any logic at play. Tbh I think the reason for the long contract is just for the sake of another kick in the bollocks for the fans at the end of a terrible week, but who knows.

FUCK OFF. Pardew - "It is not something I want and I certainly hope it doesn't last too long. But if there is a protest for Chris in terms of a nice protest and fans wanting to show him their support then I don't have a problem with that. That is their right." Nice of him to let us away with that, eh? It's all designed to wind us up, this. I hope he's sat in the dugout fucking petrified tbh, knobhead.

Well they just made that up after the event, didn't they? Remember that they have a track record of lying. But yes, I agree that it's an insult to Chris Hughton. It was probably designed to be insulting.

I hope I never hear thousands of geordies chanting the words "bum chum" like.

That's half the worry.

That thing in the Journal article about Ashley being fucked off with Hughton for buying Best and Perch was absurd btw. Half of the reason we ended up with Best was that the club hummed and harred in negotiations for Beckford and Moses.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVJrqh7XAlE That's my favourite wrestling clip of all time. I'm actually serious here.

Make sure you remind people, you'll look super-clever with all the ringing Pardew endorsements flying around at this point.

What if it'd been Jol? And don't say Jol wouldn't have taken it in a million years, treat it hypothetically. In exactly the same situation, Jol would be a cunt by proxy. Hmmm yeah perhaps, but people would have been more accepting. Point is that people are kicking off about Pardew for a variety of reasons of which him being a sneaky fucking cunt is just one. The main reasons I'm unhappy with it are that he's a crap manager who is in no way qualified for the job and is a downgrade on what we had.

What if it'd been Jol? And don't say Jol wouldn't have taken it in a million years, treat it hypothetically.

Clearly wants COCKTWAT to sign him. Cocktwat. I looked for the wordplay, and was delighted to realise that there wasn't any.

We're evens to get <42.5 points. That's got to be a licence to print money now, not that I'd ever put money on it.

Ah, Pardew, nice. Players are going to be queuing up to sign for us in January.

What's Jon Venables up to these days?

I don't think I would go there on those terms, not that they are a bad terms or anything*, just I wouldn't trust Ashley not to change the rules. *Far, far better wages than he's on at Sainsbury's. (No offence Stifler, that's how I interpreted what you were saying).

Despite the performance at West Brom, at the weekend I was confident that we'd stay up. Now I think it'll be touch and go whether we get relegated or not. I can't get this spiteful sabotage theory out of my head now. Is there a precedent for this? Where an owner has fucked over a club out of spite rather than incompetence? I just can't come to terms with this shit tbh. The possibility of Jol coming calmed me down a bit yesterday, but I'm fuming again. There was just no need for this man.

Nil. What self-respecting man would allow himself to be sacked, replaced and the become no.2 to his successor? Would you do that if you lass got rid of you, replaced you and asked you to be "back-up" for whenever he was away on business? Well, if I didn't have much else going on... Yeah. If she was a good fuck, without the hassle and that. This sounds ace, man.

Hmm, I dunno. Depends how desperate he is to get back into the Premiership and how much Ashley and Llambias may or may not have already lied to him. If we end up getting someone like Pardew in then I'm with Dave in the sense that they're deliberately fucking us over, but tbf I've said similar before. They're a fucking joke. I'll never trust them.

Bloody hell!

Some good needed to come of this.

He's been a dead man walking for weeks man. Decent result here and there has kept the wolf from the door. The last two away performances did for him. 2 out of 15 points. Chelsea have 5 points out of the last 18, doesn't mean a great deal. It's peaks and troughs especially in our position. I think we missed Barton and Nolan a lot. Our squad is thin as fuck.

I'm scared.