Nepharite

Man U turning the screw now.

Zouma

Turned on a sixpence. Rocket of a shot!

Stonewall penalty for me. I'd be livid if we didn't get it.

2 - 0 Liverpool

Him relegating them would be the dream, but I will settle for crowd turning/banners and general hatred Relegate Palace, sacked, dead - is my preferred order. Insert, jailed for sexual deviancy with a farm animal, raped in jail by "Mr. Big" and dying from internal bleeding.

Brenda seems like a sensible option in our situation, thus never gonna happen.

We'd probably get Bony for £21mil.

So we can score goals? Fair enough.

Is Mitrovic dead? Why are we buying "all the strikers"?

Lasogga is shit mind. Dreading us signing him in the future.

Great match that Stuttgart v Hamburg.

Great header!

Defences won't be able to play such a high line and squeeze our midfield with the pace of Dombia and Townsend. Giving Shelvey more time to pick those passes.

With Doumbia up front and Townsend on the left our attacking options have expanded greatly from everything coming down the right. Give the opposition more to think about, open up the midfield etc...

Doumbia's pace is frightening would be a great foil for Mitrovic. The "Bellamy" type that we've been crying out for.

Attacking fret on the left, I'm in!

Is he going to be our Aaron Lennon then?

He's delusional, would love to see Pardew's "Michael Owen" style dossier.

Woodman becoming his coach will be the end of him.

Is there a moveable feast coming?

What a cunt! Why am I watching this shit lol.

Hope that's not a bad injury for Costa. Remy's going nowhere if it is.

Donated. Keep up the good work ;-)

Thanks for the equaliser against Arsenal and the bullet against Citeh that was disallowed.