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All three promoted sides have been involved in games with a 6-0 scoreline. Guess which side we ended up on.

Showed those Villa wankers how it's done. Great to get this over them with such style. We're back in the Premier League~

Would love to see Vuckic have his first Premier League appearance this afternoon.

ZOMG WTF IS GOING ON!!!!!! CAAAARRRROOOOLLLLLL!

Fat sack Nolan you beauty. Let me kiss your tummy.

Barton New signing amirite?

Word for word? Verbatim

Killgallon to Boro on loan 1 second and word for word.

Surely it was just a stunt to provide "reasoning" that Newcastle is the best club to go to. Doesn't want to continue looking sulky but it shows through regardless.

How many times have you posted now saying this isn't going to happen? There always has to be someone who does this. There's a common consensus that a consensus cannot be reached if you are in anyway affiliated with Newcastle United. We need users like gdm or otherwise, it would be like dividing by 0.

Win: 2-1

Considering it was Manure, I'm not that disappointed. The framework for survival is there but we need to refine the simple things such as passing. Slightly overpassing/underpassing was one of our biggest problems tonight, and this has to be rectified as soon as possible. Jonas and Routledge also have to work on their crossing ability. Left a lot to be desired. At this stage, I certainly see our next three games as winnable provided that our players knuckle down and patch up their loose performance.

Give it a few days and Kasper will be adding a multitude of such shenanigans in his thread. I can feel it coming.

We haven't even kicked a ball yet. Way too early to call. Anything can happen at this stage.

Well it's on Sky Sports 2 in Germany so I guess have a look around the CBD of Krefeld and hope there's a sport bar which would be willinging to oblige with your request? Follow the stream of Manure shirts alternatively

Quaint reunion with Captain Nolan that could possibly be.

Loaned to Wolves? Pretty sure it was Bolton. Beeb dropping the ball. Edit: I'm clearly a pedantic c***.

Sounds quite familiar tbh. Must be learning a thing or two.

In that case then Man City will be in deep s***, I don't think they have won any of their friendlies and played against teams they should be beating comfortably. They beat 2nd tier US side Portland Timbers

Who would he replace in the team though. I invisage that he would want to move for first-team football, but I honestly can't see Hughton replacing Jonas.

No doubt he is a great player especially for his age - underrated in the City team. Despite this, his past history in the team worries me, regardless who was responsible. Somewhat nervous about a 31 y/o signing as I would rather a younger player. I would be disappointed that the club didn't aspire to a more promising signing.

Old-boy Craig Moore is retiring

Kind of s*** then, he doesn't even have a face! Just like the rest of the Premier League. All faceless bastards, all of them hahaha

Could mean we are looking to offload Raylor? Considering Gosling is out, a departure in the winter transfer window for Raylor looks possible. I can't see Gosling moving to us without assurance of more first team starts.

I'd say it will be announced before lunch.