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In fairness, Biden thought this was the final Spurs/Heat game.

Oh no. Whatever will we do.

This pitch looks huge.

Boom

We just watched Shola Ameobi play in the World Cup.

Henry, Seedorf, and Danny Murphy... one of these things is not like the other.

Besler, Beckerman, Bradley, Dempsey... nice MLS spine to the team.

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I thought he had a relatively good game. Came within mere yards of scoring.

Any team with Muntari in it can fuck off.

If Nigeria could cross a fucking football this game would be over.

Holy hindsight Batman. My bracket prediction from last week would call it foresight

FFS, I could have finished that.

Anyone with any sense had Germany and USA progressing from this group anyway.

Both should have done better there.

So let's see just how wide Portugal spread their cheeks in the second half. Do we reckon 5+?

Germany are beasts. Making Portugal look like a bunch of kids.

Gonna be both teams sitting deep, whining about the heat. 0-0. Nah, we'll put out some young players who'll run around like idiots then Italy will do us on the counter. 2-0 loss.

Both goals were pretty shit defending, in fairness.

Despite lacking quality Costa Rica are still pretty useful. Exactly the kind of team we'd drop points against.

Nothing wrong with that. That's how I do my man marking in Sunday league.

Greece playing slow motion tiki taka followed by aimless hoofing. It's like they specifically set out to combine the most boring elements of every style of play.

Greece are so fucking slow. When they go forward Columbia have chance to regroup every time. At which point Greece have no game plan for breaking them down. They'll pass it around aimlessly until they lose it. Rubbish.

Don't know too much about those two Chileans at centreback but Australia's main threat comes from getting early balls from deep on to Cahill's head. So as long as they're good in the air they'll have this one won pretty easily.

Fabio Ritter ‏@fabioritter1 4m Fim do Tiki-Taka? @StatsZone pic.twitter.com/7k1Nytf4ST