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Sacking Carver?

This Just type 'boobs' into Google you set of virgins.

Yuck

"Illegal migrant worker Papiss Cisse gave Princess Diana Ebola"

Clubs who looked well equipped last season are strenghtening already, we've not even sorted out the fucking coaching set up yet and arguably require more reinforcements than the majority of other teams in the league.

Surely Zoo should get a say in that? If she's got a totally rotten set of tits it ain't happening like.

To be fair we have been on the go for 123 years, we're not exactly 'new' anymore. I can see where he's coming from.

Santon could be the Phil Neville of Crystal Palace

:lol: Topical

Anyone else think we'll make it to the Southampton game with no new signings, then on deadline day announce Carver as assistant and Ryan Taylor and Jonas as new signings?

Das Bost :lol: Lee Ryder is such a fucking melt, man. Literally the thickest journalist to ever walk the earth.

Couldn't give a shit if he players play 'out of position' for the good of the team (i.e. Ba on the left, Dummett at CB), it's when you play Gouffran, a second striker at Bordeaux, as a defensive winger, or Ryan Taylor in central midfield. Playing players out of their preferred position is only a bad thing if it's completely ineffective.

I felt a Nord once. And then I took an arrow to the knee...

This cunt sorted his barnet out yet?

Or Anelka's West Brom photo shoot. Like his entire family had been slaughtered an hour earlier.

That's just bad

The old "I thought Trabzonspor was in London" look. Classic.

Parma relegated to Serie D after they failed to find a buyer. Enormous fuck ups made over the last couple of years there. Sad to see.

Podolski's dad looks suicidal.

I don't actually think it's because of the way the club is run, more its location. More and more modern day footballers end up playing where their wives want them to...

Jackson Martinez to Atletico, not Milan?

Everton allegedly in for Gregoire Defrel from Cesena. Love his badass goal celebration: http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/06/21/c33aea9bd8e5a1dd25516d881e683d7e.jpg

Kondogbia to Inter