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0-3 Another bollocks performance and then an even more bollocks post match from Carver, who told the players before the game that the whole world expects them to lose.

Re: gloves in football. Didn't Pascal Chimbonda wear gloves all the time? Or did I dream that?

Wonder if it has stabilisers. It does, he calls them Coloccini and Krul.

Listen, this man played a 4-4-2 against Aston Villa. Brave as fuck.

Didn't know Emirates flew to Norwich from Newcastle

Aaaand there's your solution to racism in football. Send them all to Stoke. That'll teach em.

Looks quite similar to be fair. Lots of step overs, passing it backwards, not really beating his man, no crosses.

You've quoted about 8 names going back 3-4 years from a league which has approximately 400 players registered in it in a season. Yess, against the handful of those who have been considered 'flops' playing here or elsewhere. The point is totally relevant.

John Carver in being an absolute bell end shocker. The guy is a fucking nob.

You could say the same for any league to be fair. Falcao and Di Maria for instance. Looked bang average in respect of the amounts they've cost.

In defence of the Eredivisie, for every Afonso Alves, Alfred Finnbogason and Luuk De Jong et al - what about Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Wilfried Bony and Luis Suarez? And more recently Tadic, Pelle, Vertonghen, Eriksen, Mertens, Dost (if recent form is anything to go by...), Janmaat, Strootman. I think a lot of it is down to the individual in question, not necessarily the poor standard of the league. De Jong scored goals at Twente, had his confidence knocked at Monchengladbach and that showed when he was here (let's not forget playing in a shit team under a shit manager). Now he's got his confidence back and is scoring goals. Granted, the competition isn't as strong as as the Premier League but it's a bit daft saying it's League One or Championship standard.

1-1, early goal for us and then a nervous 75 minutes followed by a late equaliser. Boos ring out at the end, Carver goes fucking ape and walks out of the presser because, and I quote, "Nobody is listening to me"

New thread title: 'Listen'

Geezers have class names tbf. To be honest I've never been a fan of Keith Weekend but always loved big Leroy Magic, grabs his opponents and throws them on the floor like a champ.

Can't someone just make him stop talking? Such a div

This thread has made me forgive my younger self for buying a DOMI 4 shirt back in the day. Cheers, Stifler

Goodness me, that is absolutely awful

Ciabatta try harder than that to get us banned.

We'd knead to how much dough he'd be after. At yeast £1m a year, and that could rise.

Who writes this shit man, honestly!?

Dummett's about a year off being our best CB. Williamson could do with a year off. Williamson could do with 20 years off. Would love to know who his careers advisor was. Useless.

Sorry lads, should have said at left back. Would have him at CB over Williamson every day of the week

Seriously now. Haidara. Such a promising looking, modern full back. If Carver has anything about him, Dummett should be nowhere near the first team.

Loloccini

I was going to praise the lino for the spot but I do wonder in those instances when the opposition players scream for handball that he goes, "Shit. Didn't see that. Look at them all running towards me smacking their hands. Must be handball." Flag goes up.