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Like a small-time crook you mean? A wet bandit. who plays marv? Stifler And Hotel Frank plays Old Man Marley.

Like a small-time crook you mean? A wet bandit.

Ashley looks like Joe Pesci in Home Alone.

Cheaper than Carver Imagine Carver demanding a big salary? He'd probably do it for weekly hugs from Mourinho.

This is exactly how I feel - I couldn't give a shit if we don't sign anyone. Just get a decent manager who knows what he's doing and we'll all be happy. I care, the idea of Colo/Williamson as the only fit CB's at the club til May the way they are playing? Yeah Dummett can play there but fuck me its a disgrace at Conference level never mind the Premier League Maybe I need to rephrase then. Of course I care, but if we could get Garde in and keep the squad as it is, I'd be far happier than if we signed another first team CB and kept Carver in charge...

This is exactly how I feel - I couldn't give a shit if we don't sign anyone. Just get a decent manager who knows what he's doing and we'll all be happy.

That FIFPro team is an absolute joke. Looks like it's been put together by a 13 year old on Ultimate Team for fuck sake.

Scored for the u21s last night. Howay Jonas.

I had to vote for Calum Davenport, I think there's something hauntingly beautiful about a footballer who gets stabbed in his legs at his Mam's house.

Guy at my work keeps referring to him as "Papa Cisse". Really annoys me, I correct him every time and he says "Well, Papiss then, whatever" and then continues to call him Papa

It's no coincidence that this seemed to start falling apart once the gifs came

Still trying to remain positive, there MUST be a reason we met with Garde, unless it was a smokescreen. How this tosser would be seen as appropriately qualified for our club is beyond me. Club seemed quick to jump on the Labbadia stuff and deny it didn't they? They've not done that with Garde...mind you they've not done that with Carver either

They probably look at the likes of Paul Merson and think "If he can earn a living doing that, anyone can..."

That was 2 days ago, mind :unsure:

A poor man's Ben Arfa?

Sorry for the Taibi nomination. Clearly didn't read the OP...

Christ I always like seeing a British player move abroad to play but this will end badly

I'm not a fan of the thread title change.

Aye, as dubious as we may see it, at the end of the day judge and jury found him guilty, who are we to argue with that?

SanToon, the voice of reason, my knight in shining armour.

I think we've reached the point where we've gone beyond comparing any potential new managers to Pardew and are now comparing them to Garde

His actions at Southampton were inexcusable to be honest. Radge packet.

There's a lawrie load of them in this thread. Yeah, if you're trying to avoid the managerial puns, don't come backinnear

It was garbage. Stick to one liners... God that was poor.

What a rubbish joke.