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It's pure apathy, man. No other explanation. EDIT: Possibly science If people won't not go to the games, just turn SJP into a cauldron of pure hatred and he won't want any part of it. It's very simple I get that it sounds simple, but fan power can only get you so far and let's be honest, we don't exactly have the media on our side the majority of the time

It's pure apathy, man. No other explanation. EDIT: Possibly science

Can't see that happening straight away. Not sure this move is the right one to make to be honest. Money talks though.

Wow. Let's be honest, we were never going to turn that down. More than 10 times what we paid for him.

How, erm, vivid. It's my internal mechanism to cope with anger.

Fuck this club man. Ashley will be lapping this up, wrapping £50s around his tadger while jacking off into Charnley's mouth. and he's going "Tell me when Mike, tell me when..."

So this is why we've not announced a new manager yet...

A French sports broadcaster? Aye, very far fetched. It was more that the term 'advanced talks' had been used. It suggests an offer has been made and/or accepted. Surely there would have been some level of talk from other sources before now if that was the case?

Nah. Surely if he was in 'advanced talks' it wouldn't be being broken by fucking Eurosport...

On what grounds ? He's got away with it so far just the opposite way round. On the grounds that he's a devious ballbag.

Season ticket holder Granted, a bit of a dim one.

I think the English or Scottish FA would step in at some point were that to happen, wouldn't they?

I must say I always hated Robert Huth until the Cock or No Cock Twitter thing, he went right up in my estimation. Any FA action against him would be a total embarrassment.

And he could always get pastor defender or two. He was an excellent finisher as well. The Bible. That comment is testament to the game of religious puns.

"Aaron's Funny Stories..." "haha, ahhh ha haaaaaaa....I wonder who got the power pack...haha haaaa hahahaha...aahhhhhh....ahhh - news"

That's more like it. The caretaker manager said this is what he was expecting from Pardew as well, in the interview on MOTD the other night. I bet even Pardew himself had a chuckle at that.

Just fancied a bump to try and frighten a couple of people like I was frightened when I saw this at the top of the posts just before new year

Surely it's the polar opposite. "Sit down if you hate the darts"

Nice idea.

Who are these people!?

I work with an Everton fan, keeps harping on about an easy tie against Doncaster in the next round. Not even past a decent looking West Ham side yet, whilst playing like shit

And he could always get pastor defender or two.

Also Anita. Yep. I know he's not everbody's cup of tea but he's such a neat player, great passer of the ball too. Might lack Tiote's physicality to play a similar role, but Tiote's physicality is pointless when his brain is made out of fucking custard.