ads

LvG: Interested in taking Robin back? AW: Well... *cellphone interference* yes... we'll take him *cellphone interference* ...back :lol:

Pardew has survived 2 poor seasons and has been backed through them, this is his third - without the "disruptive" Ben Arfa who he so desperately wanted rid of, and without Yanga-Mbiwa who "the thinking was he woudln't have played". He's got his own way again and surely, SURELY has nowhere to hide now. No more excuses and the way we've looked so far this season suggests we're in for a massive struggle. Desperately hoping even the fans willing to blindly back him despite the cold hard facts become fed up of sub par home displays and heavy defeats. More games with an atomosphere like the Cardiff match and he's a dead man walking. Still baffles me how Ashley can't see through him, pals or not.

I'm 5 minutes away, meet you there

Yep, I think my intense dislike of Pardew has made me less hostile towards Ashley. Maybe that's the plan?

Classic :partridgeshrug: transfer

I'm starting to feel like death by natural causes is the only way that I'll ever win. I'll be sat there with an oxygen mask, someone whispers in my ear that 143 year old Newcastle Lasers Manager Alan Pardew has died, I smile, I breathe my last breath and go gently into that good night. Turns out Hell exists and it's all personalised, Pardew's there upscaled with 30 metre lips just talking to me about himself for eternity whilst I lay there like this. When really, he'll pass seconds after you and you'd never know.

Unfortunately seems to suggest that the board STILL trust in Pardew's judgement?

Alan Pardew.

If it wasn't so damn amusing it'd be tragic. Seeing that back 4 written down makes my eyes bleed.

Aye, said similar myself about 10 minutes ago. It's baffling to be honest. As fans we're sick to death of him, surely as a boss Ashley wonders what the fuck he's playing at? I'd love to manage a Sports Direct store for a week, just sell shoes in pairs of lefts, sell singular socks and put all the football shirts on display inside out. I wouldn't last 5 minutes. Fucking arseholes.

FC United of Newcastle

Bizarrely, I still hold out some hope that there's some fucking mental radgie out there somewhere who hits a tipping point and seeks out and kills Pardew in a frenzied rage.

We just need Bayern Munich to come in for Ben Arfa and Accrington Stanley to make an Obertan bid to cement the message. Aye. Let's not forget in not too dissimilar fashion, James Perch joined Wigan Athletic when he was a starter most weeks under Pardew.

This is what I can't get my head around. I know it's been said before but who are these morons who simply digest every bit of shite Pardew feeds them? Couldn't get in our team so he must be doing something wrong, if Pardew says he shit he must be shit. Pretty much guarantee it'll be the arseholes who think that football starts and ends in the Premier League (people like Pardew, actually) and that any player coming from abroad should hit the ground running or be cast aside. Ignorant fans, ignorant cunt in charge. Fucking hate this club as much as I love it at times.

Regarding the negative comments about Ben Arfa. I'm a very open minded chap, a respecter of people's values and different opinions etc. But people who make these remarks about Hatem are, well, wrong and should quite frankly be banned from watching football.

Fucking horrific. Beggars belief how Ashley can run the club like he is doing by buying to sell and have a fuckwit like Pardew in charge, effectively wiping millions of pounds in potential resale value from our players.

Southampton terminated Taider's loan!?

This comment on the Chron page about him turning down Birmingham: "Birmingham are too good for Ben Arfa, the vile, freeloading, egocentric, charlatan waste of space"

It's very early in the day, my eyes are still not functioning correctly and so I spent the first few moments of today thinking "Who the hell is Rodney Falcao?"

Never realised Falcao doesn't have a neck.

Arguing with some little weasel on the Instagram video of Pardews ice bucket challenge. He didn't appreciate my Pardew Out comment and tried telling me that Ben Arfa is "too cocky" and that we had 7 shots on target against Man City :lol:

Deadline day loan bid for Remy, failed, we tried. Go into Christmas in the bottom half, no pressure on Pardew from board as we should have backed him with a proven goalscorer. Sign a striker on loan in January who scores 5-6 goals, brief revival, finish 10th.

Dummett?