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Can't help but look, again, at Pardew and just wonder what this squad could achieve under the right leadership....

Janmaat, Riviere and Aubameyang all snuggled together beneath the SportsDirect.com signage

The irony of my post being about laziness

It's sad, like. I know they've been brought up with nothing and thus lean towards making as much as possible in their footballing window but all of them could have good careers in proper leagues at clubs with fans who'd revere them. it's really sad. Not as if they'd earn a pittance anywhere else.

"arfa" You realise Ben isn't his first name, right? i do not understand? hatem ben arfa? help me I'm happy to help you... Hatem is the chaps FIRST NAME. His surname is BEN ARFA. Ergo, his name, if named on the subs bench in your proposed formation, should be Ben Arfa, not Arfa. Pretty trivial of me to point it out really but my work ethic is quite low today. well - you must be pretty bored at work. I'm just to lazy to write his whole name (and I'm sure i didn´t confuse anyone) I'm incredibly bored at work...

"Soccer Sauce"

That last paragraph, man lazy as fuck EDIT: Moreso when you consider the day before, they ran this http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/488778/Alan-Pardew-hopes-Remy-Cabella-can-replace-Yohan-Cabaye-as-Hatem-Ben-Arfa-heads-for-exit Embarrassing

"arfa" You realise Ben isn't his first name, right? i do not understand? hatem ben arfa? help me I'm happy to help you... Hatem is the chaps FIRST NAME. His surname is BEN ARFA. Ergo, his name, if named on the subs bench in your proposed formation, should be Ben Arfa, not Arfa. Pretty trivial of me to point it out really but my work ethic is quite low today.

Started off Armstrong I believe, in a number 10 role??

He played Valenciennes during 3 years (2010-2013). He was a very bad striker! Powerful, fast, but lacking technical, intelligence and finishing. But since he is in Lorient, he became good. He has really progressed! It is still fast and powerful, technically better, better finish, good enough to head ... If I had to compare him to a player, I'd say it's Demba Ba younger and faster. But he has make only a good season. I don't know if next season he will be even better or become the player that he was at Valenciennes ! For me, best strikers in L1 ( 2013-2014 ) 1. Ibra 2. Cavani 3. Lacazette 4. Kalou 5. Aboubakar/Gignac You forgot Riviere.

"arfa" You realise Ben isn't his first name, right?

Fuck me! Wouldn't be so bad if it was a young lad stalking the training ground but he's a grown man

Surely it won't fall through when he's been pictured at the training ground AND stadium holding the shirt? We've probably delayed the announcement because we're run by wankers.

Stats only tell us so much really. I look back at someone like Roque Santa Cruz, had a pretty poor looking record in terms of goals at Bayern Munich, then seemed to have a very good strike rate at Blackburn when he joined. Sometimes a player and a club just fit. Hope it's the case with this useless cunt.

Wonder what is holding it up? Could it be something to do with Arsenal and Debuchy?

That kit Looks like it was made by my 15 year old self on PES.

Cracking strike, that

De Jong named vice captain for season has he not?

So he should really. The idea is sending players out on loan is for them to improve with first team action, he's had that at Panathinaikos and should really have earned some game time off the back of it. Can't be any worse than Gosling.

"...earn their living at the English average performer..."

We can argue the Messi/Maradona/Pele debate until the end of time, but it's never going to be a fact is it? To me, Messi is the greatest of all time, he's the greatest I've seen, by some way. It's all opinion based and can never be decided, but then I guess that's what makes the debate so interesting (well, sometimes at least).

Probably handed him a comb and said "You can flatten that son, only one person wears a crown round here".

Would love to see the viewing figures after the final. Anyone who choses ITV of their own free will should be burned at the stake.

What the fuck is this? "You stand there, and you stand next to him...now say che...somethings missing...stick this football between your heads, it'll look boss"