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Aye. Couldn't fucking stand to see him at Man United. Could stomach it so much more if we got a fair whack and a replacement and he pissed off to PSG. Never that straight forward though, is it?

Eirik Bakke

You'd think he'd have a little desire for playing time though.

Mike Chilli-amson

er, no. Not unless they beat Man City. Which they wont. Ahh, maybe I'm living in the past. Thought since Man City will be in the Champions League the Europa League spot goes to cup runners up? Or am I being totally retarded?

Fucking 5under1and in Europe

Harsh on Sammy like

I did

Should have listened

He's French. That's good enough for Sky Sports.

I only spotted it after checking for genuine punctuation errors

I thought you were winding him up Nope just cant' use punctuation. correctly nice

I'm not Carol Vorderman, what's the payout on that from £1? Thats a joke right?

Agree. Personally I'd suggest if loaning to another team in the same league they could play against their parent club. Also maybe a limit of 2/3 loaned out over the age of 21? Would certainly prevent cases like Chelsea.

I'm not Carol Vorderman, what's the payout on that from £1?

Was tempted to stick Valencia on the accumulator but I watched them against Atletico in the CPR the other night, they were fucking woeful. Mind you so were Atletico...

I just bolted upright in front of my laptop and went "awwchh". Shake of the head and slow clap soon followed. Didn't expect him to chip it at all. Judging by his face when he hit it, I don't think he did either.

Fair point but how many chances did he miss when the flag stayed down? He doesn't offer enough else to the team like some other strikers do, and as a goalscorer he needs to score goals and he isn't.

Were one of my slight outsiders to be honest but won 2 on the spin and at home to Roda who have lost 5 of their last 6, worth a punt on a £5 acca hopefully

The worry is, when? Just can't see it any time soon.

Yeah, I agree. At the time it was mental, everything he hit seemed to go in. As you said, both the goals against Liverpool, the diving header, directed perfectly, and the composure to stick Reina and Skrtel (I think) on the ground before rolling it in seems like a lifetime ago. At the time it was almost as if we'd signed a world beater, looking back now makes you wonder... Villa (H) - sliced it Norwich (H) - shinned it Chelsea (A, 1st goal) - poor first touch Chelsea (A, 2nd goal) - tried a return pass to Shola Swansea (A, 2nd goal) - scuffed it

Anyone fancy my chances with these two accas for weekend? I'm due a win, last bet that came in was a tenner on us to lose 4-0 to Man City opening day FC Twente v Heracles Arsenal v Fulham Panionios v PAOK PEC Zwolle v Vitesse Juventus v Sampdoria KV Mechelen v Anderlecht Benfica v Maritimo Levante v Barcelona PSG v Nantes Athletic Bilbao v Valladolid and Man City v Cardiff Real Betis v Real Madrid Olympiacos v Levadiakos Standard Liege v Oostende Roma v Livorno Nice v Ajaccio Heerenveen v Roda JC Arouca v Sporting Lisbon Catania v Fiorentina Villarreal v Almeria

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