Dr.Spaceman

Wouldn't be the worst Wilson replacement.

Are you being deliberately obtuse here

good

How's the weigh-in, surely

That's only in their regional specific ad campaign

JFDI

Happy with this if it means Isak goes anywhere other than you know where.

He's not signing for Strasbourg, he's signing for 'BlueCo', which by the sounds of it includes both Strasbourg and Chelsea. All they'll do after the season is transfer his registration from one to the other. I guess that could technically be classed as a full blown transfer but there'll be no money involved. If they've stated the terms of what the £20 million is for I'm not sure what anyone can do about it if Brighton accept.

They won't need the test as he's not permanently signing anywhere else after he joins BlueCo. Brighton aren't a related party.

That's absolutely mental and shouldn't be allowed.

Sounds great, up for a fair bit of that.

Haha wtf

Jackson would be class here, I'd be very surprised if it happens at this stage

Imagine a PL club doing something so self-destructive

My god, Alvarez would be a class signing

Same, given the chat about a move to Fulham earlier in the window.

It's actually "D-Von, get the Slim Jim table!" these days

Harrison Ashby is retraining as a midfielder, just push him a little further forward...

Excellent statement

The real winner tonight is the forum. All those posts and it held firm.

Nice one P...err Luke, sorry. Go get em.

I'm torn on whether I want the club to respond. Would be good to see the club just purely respond to his claims with the facts (if of course he is bending the truth as we think) but at the same time one slight misstep in our statement could open us up. Saying nothing won't exactly satisfy the likes of us, but who cares, we're "winning" in the sense that we're not bowing to secret scouse Romano & friends.

He's been promised something by someone who doesn't work for the club anymore. Ever heard of an audit trail, Alex?

There is literally nothing new in that message, it's the story we already knew about, right?

3 ex-Newcastle players. Who is this squad's Sels and Wood equivalents who you'd never think in a million years would ever make this list?