Dr.Spaceman

Is that Robbie Savage commentating?

I hated watching the game with the people I did. It was a case of 'We r guna win it lyk' and then 'we r fukkin shit lyk' after one game. Look at the bigger picture you cretins. I'd certainly stick with Green as well. There is no way he's gonna fuck up like that again.

Gignac = Dan Lobb from GMTV.

Nacho is fucking shit!

When do the bombs go off and the kidknappings start?

R Kelly is the main event! Hahahahaha, that's like us getting Daz Sampson if we were to host it.

Oh my god. This is terrible. Nigeria maaaan what are you doing?

This Algerian shouting 'Titty titty titty'

Loved the Mandela rap in the middle of it though.

This is fucking wank. I'd rather be watching the corrie omnibus.

Jim Rosenthal

COZ WA FUKKIN MINT LYK.

Just whacked a tenner on 6 or 7 of the big teams to all win their opening games, which they should do. Returns about £95.

He's average. Not shite, not good, just a bland full back who's got no real striking features.

Doesn't it come up with redandwhitekop.com?

I think they have one on the Hypocrites-Online forum.

Shit, I've just noticed they have their own forum for Hillsborough. Worftastic.

We'll storm the group and then face someone half decent and get stuffed.

Lecoqsportif

Aye, he only saved 4 penalties.

I just hope the Africans don't stampede during anymore games, but I get the feeling that won't be the last time they cause trouble.

Anyone else pissed off about those fucking horns that the Africans are going to be blowing throughout every single game in the tournament?

Balls.

Him having a good season would probably mean we'd stay up.