Dr.Spaceman

File this one under "never gonna happen"

"Despite being a bald black man, Yoan Wissa is no relation to Mo Farah and it is unknown if he can run 30 miles on a football pitch each week." - Lee Ryder, 2025

I'll be posting a few angry messages if we ever re-sign him

Not sure the video originated on here...

It's such a shite way to go about things, must be difficult supporting them when they have so many comings and goings. Is this some sort of financial fuckery that helps them balance the PSR scales?

Tottenham's turn

He's a bit-part player for a side that finished 8th in Serie A, of course people are going to have doubts.

We'd end up with failed bids for Achraf Lazaar and Antonio Barecca

Shearer esque that one

This instead of selling Targett?

Who says we do? We've just been offered the chance to sign him, chill out

They're just this week's designated cartel club out to stop us. Spurs or Arsenal next.

Just Burn, Schar, Lascelles & Botman who can play centre back. Sign one more and the same people will be recycling the goalkeeper jokes.

Feels like such an Everton signing

Pope > Shaka > Pav

Wilson was a great goal scorer for a period, real quality finisher, as good as anyone I've seen play for us.

Imagine Joelinton is like "Aye no problem...wink wink" and then smashes him in the first contact session

Fucking hell, some goal. There always seems to be a few players in the Championship that can make the step up before improving again. Feel like we're just never anywhere near them. Adam Lallana was linked when he was playing in League One, Lewis Dunk was linked forever, Trafford, Dele Alli etc for what they would cost, JFDI. Like this lad from Coventry, he looks better than Willock, just do it, upgrade. Got to be others out there that we can jump on rather than waiting to nab them a year later from Brighton, Brentford etc

Hey Chatgpt, show me a clip of Alexander Isak doing the walk of shame, Game of Thrones style but all the people shouting are NUFC staff.

I mean how do you come back from carrying on like this? Bit like Peter Odemwingie or Saudi Berahino continuing to play for their clubs after what they did.

Long live the King.

Was that Targett with the shitty pass after the save as well? I thought it was Dan Burn

Father in law was there (thankfully he's a Newcastle fan) and he said the other sections were closed because they're "finishing them off" or something. Could have been doing stuff with the concourse.

It's the little lean-in and shout whenever someone runs past him that gets me. Bloke knows exactly what he's doing.