Dr.Spaceman

Lauren James coming off, thank fuck. Chloe Kelly, lfg

Itsa not so bad

What is the point in our scouting department if that's our list

Teeyno isn't fit the layace the bewts of Hyeeoowm.

Aye but he's old and a bit shit these days

Why would they spend a shit load on him only to let him go 6 months later for next to nowt? Makes no sense.

We'll soon be at the stage where other clubs are purely rejecting bids because they don't have enough time to replace their better players. Meanwhile at NUFC...

The GIS is awful for watching football but it's just down the road from me, might get take my son to a few games this season once I've bought him a few more layers of thermals. It was actually voted the worst matchday experience in the UK Does athletics still happen there anymore? If not they may as well rip the whole place up and start again, build a proper relationship between the two clubs and Wrexham the fuck out of the lower leagues. An extra 10 million per year on a "TV" deal from someone like Apple would be canny.

WTF

At this stage I'm just desperate for him to go to Saudi. Problem is if he goes to Saudi this summer I fear he'll still end up at Liverpool next year.

Wages that we would pay if we were allowed to

I had a ticket with my mates at the time and the day Rafa went I decided not to renew after 3 seasons. I'm fortunate that we've got other things going on, like cricket for example. We'll both sit and watch our side for a good few hours every Saturday and I often find myself comparing that experience with going to SJP, realising that it's a lot less stressful, more chilled and ultimately more preferable than the BS surrounding our support of NUFC. I've got no idea how everyone can keep a straight face when discussing PSR.

Eddie's got to be wondering what's left for him to achieve at the club. I think he'll be here until the end of his contract but beyond that I don't know, without a significant rule change there is very little point in plodding on.

Ah fuck, I'm taking my youngest to it, forgot about that. Maybe we'll get to see a new player make an appearance.

I'd love to jack it all in and just watch from afar but I go with my dad so would feel canny harsh doing so. Been sick of the PL's bullshit for years now. Now I've seen us win something I feel like there's nowt left to conquer. Realistically the PL is out of reach until the rules change, maybe the FA Cup, but that's nowhere near what it was considered 20-30 years ago. Just not sure what the point is in watching something that's designed specifically to help the same 2 or 3 teams get stronger year on year.

Good, I hope the stupid cunt deletes his account

I'm not convinced its as simple as adding and subtracting transfer fees.

Aye, but if we sold him for £600m for example it would be adjusted for fair market value

Is Ross Stewart available?

Our secretary came running down the corridor and burst in the class "Newcastle have sold Andy Cole!" I can just remember being massively fucked off for the rest of the day.

Travis Hernes

Do it

Why would he be less interested when we're in the Champions League than when we weren't in Europe at all?

WTF are Adidas doing, man.