Dr.Spaceman

Kewell

Have they done a combined XI yet with Xhaka ahead of Bruno & Tonali?

Crystal Palace are the biggest cucks in the Premier League - they'll genuinely be delighted to see one of their own Chelsea's own play for Liverpool.

"Hello from Sunderland"

Is that the article about Ryan Giggs?

My dad reckons he was worse than Ashley

I mean it's not Wales fault he contracted a serious illness.

My only concern is the message an Isak sale would send our other elite players.

I wish she'd have stayed and we continued the spending so we could have seen what a 10 point deduction would have looked like.

What's Eales job description and what has he failed to do exactly? Sounds like you've got your finger on the pulse.

If he's going to Man City to play a lot of football then what can we do?

I'd expect another set of quotes on Monday morning to try and calm everyone down

Fulham been finalising Willock for months now apparently

Perfect

Haha yep, I'm with you now Wish more people would see the match for what it is, a friendly against a decent side who are well into their prep.

Wut

Well which one is it

Lovely move.

We've got Travis Hernes who has a chance....right, so why bother chucking White out there at all?

Joe Shite, am I right

Fuck me

Alex Murphy

Should be a red

Unsurprisingly there were hundreds of Stone Island types heading north from Central around 7