Dr.Spaceman

I mean those who went straight to another big club. That one definitely wasn't our fault, he was still playing League 1 when he was 25!

Your guess is as good as mine!

Who have we missed out on from Tyneside over the last 30 years? Michael Carrick is the only one that immediately springs to mind.

Aye, they're getting relegated this season I think, along with Sunderland.

Xakha is 32 years old, playing for Leverkusen who have just qualified for the CL. He's not going to Sunderland

They're at Jesmond on Saturday, lovely ground.

Lascelles

Reckon if he goes to Liverpool they offer him as part of a deal for Isak next summer?

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That was my first thought too.

The dream

Call their bluff and steam ahead with the Ekitike bid.

I think I meant Cunha

I wonder if Mbeumo is regretting that transfer yet

Kaveh? Rather stick Peppa Pig on tbh.

I get that it's a bit of a weird / shitty thing to do, but how can he be facing legal action over hiring some dwarves to attend a birthday party? I bet they were well paid to be there.

Just need "Utter woke nonsense" and "Worried" posts for a full-house, folks.

I hope we don't give that cunt any more views after each time we beat them.

I hope he was bounced shortly after making this video.

If all that happens our only hope is that attendances drop.

She'd literally be the ideal appointment from a Newcastle, Villa, Forest perspective

That's one of my worries - after Masters who is next? There is no way we get someone favourable.

Honestly, we're not going to see a final verdict (post appeals) any time soon imo, who's going to realistically give a shite if they're stripped of something 12 years prior? The whole thing is a complete and utter farce.

There'll be NDA's flying all over the place.

Potentially doesn't want to lose the sources by 'outing' them? It's possible they could be telling him stuff and not allowing him to publish anything until a certain time.