Dr.Spaceman

Be laughs when he signs for them for £35 million

Chelsea bothering with scouting or are they just going after other sides reported targets?

He was grinning ear to ear in those long shot clips of him after he got off the helicopter. He was absolutely buzzing and so he should have been. He did nowt wrong.

Twitter is just the vehicle, it's not the reason for the destination of travel. It's general public / twitter users that are the problem.

Sign all these players

He should be on to his agent and signing for a mid table PL club, basically anyone in the PL not a newly promoted side.

He's not staying at Ipswich this coming season, is he? Looks like a decent player

That's not really Beadle's fault. Stansfield stood off the bloke and then deflected the shot a little.

Haha all Germans are Nazis haha Honestly, that place is full of Roy Chubby Brown types.

We going to do this every time he has a decent game on the tele?

Juan nil

Xavi Simons, really? That would be incredible.

Aye fair enough, only looked at his who scored page which showed the last 10 or so games. Never heard of the lad before today. Fingers crossed he's the second coming of Didier N'Dong

He only started 3 of Strasbourg's last 8 Ligue 1 games. I know that's not the be-all-and-end-all, but they'll do well to get their money back if they have the season everyone outside of Wearside thinks they're going to have.

Not sure a bit part player for Strasbourg is getting into the first team squad of many clubs at the top end of the PL tbh. I assume they already think he's better than Joelinton, Tonali and Bruno combined?

And that's exactly the face he'll be pulling when the realisation sets in...

Most likely true. I've just heard that story about the heatwave of '76 hundreds of times over.

Areet dad.

Damien Duff is going with him I believe.

How does Dalglish get off scot-free without a mention? He ruined us as much as anyone.

I'm sure I've heard Souness say he wasn't good enough when he was here?

Yeah, same. Sacked my ticket off soon as Rafa went. Felt vindicated when Ashley appointed Bruce.

Aye, you can fuck off back to the bottom two divisions for all I care. It was less aimed at Brentford and moreso the Fulham & Palace types fwiw. No real hatred towards Brentford or any of those clubs other than the fact that they're the clubs to fuck over us, Villa and Forest with the APT & PSR rule voting. Can't be having Newcastle spending the same as Chelsea, Spurs or Man Utd now, can we?

We've found the "He's from Wallsend" guy