Dr.Spaceman

No matter how shite you think it is you will have forgotten all about it after a couple of games. Honestly, it's like some people are desperate for stuff to moan at.

They were absolutely rotten that day, it very much looked like a team at the top of the PL vs a team languishing in no mans land in the league below. Funny that.

We need a stealth multi-club model. What ever happened to PIF trying to buy that Belgian club? Did they just decide to sack the whole idea off once they failed?

Who was banned?

I thought nothing of him until I saw that training video. More than happy for us to sign attacking players with g/a stats like his who are also willing to put that much effort in off the pitch.

Why anyone at the top level would want Vicario is beyond me.

I just don't see why we'd sell in this situation

Thiago Silva was good for Chelsea, Milner good for Liverpool at 34, Ashley Young doing a job at 39, Vardy, Willian etc

Yep, want to see more vets having a year or two here before they retire / disappear to Saudi or the US. KDB would have been perfect this season.

Missed this. A little disappointed in the announcement and it really feels like Gateshead are going to be breaking all sorts of records at the wrong end of the table next season. Someone on Facebook put it quite elegantly - He was the only manager who would accept minimum wage.

Countdowns prior to kick off can get in the bin

SIGN ALL THE FOFANAS

Wow, that Athletic guy is instantly annoying the tits off me

Eddie is just very good at the media side of things, he knows the score. I prefer when we have a manager with that approach as oppose to a volatile prick like Bruce or Ange.

£50 last time aye

Same - he's clearly not going to be the next Isak without a dramatic upturn but he has the potential to be a good Premier League player, no doubt. I haven't seen that many young payers come through that look as explosive (albeit very raw) as he has done in some of his cameos.

We'd have to sell for a decent fee to make it worth our while, reckon anyone is paying north of 25 million for him?

They're seriously unhinged

Hutchinson was good last game as well

Would see us through one or two incredible windows.

I was going to say the president of the US uses two hands to drink a bottle of water, but that's a counter argument really.

The system is shite man, there is no way I should have 130 or so points, I've been to about 4 away games in the last 15 years, only had my name on the ticket for 2 seasons

I'd stick a lot of money on neither coming anywhere near Newcastle, I wouldn't worry.