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Done!

@puma @pumafootball Please don't make that stupid kit with the spiky stripes for #nufc next season. It's shit and no one will buy it. less than 15 seconds ago from Tweetings for iPhone Doubt I'll get a reply

Voted for Man U, but the subbing of Carroll and the collapse of Liverpool had a very sweet revenge about it. It was almost poetic, the local hero sold to the bigger team and the money then used to rebuild and destroy our makers.

canny idea. Someone please do this.

He blatantly did bottle scoring when he rounded Krul like. Wouldnt have took him any effort to take one more step and slot it with his right.

Why isnt my .gif avatar moving?

Ive just tweeted McLean to ask whats wrong with his eyes. He hasnt replied so far.

Ten points clear of these people now. MONg has only made up two points on us since taking over from Brewcey.

Im predicting another one of those 'not one of our day' type of matches. 0-2

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I'm with you on this bro.

Lee Ryder's a reet fucking douchewang like. 'Shol-aaaahhh', is that the best he could think of? Hi Lee, cos i know you read these forums.

This deserved more lols tbh.

Is Pardew even Jewish?

Cattermole's out if i remeber rightly.

Id want; Krul Santon Willo Colo Ferguson Tiote Gutierrez Cabaye HBA Cisse Ba Ill get; Krul Simo Wilo Colo Santon Raylor Tiote Cabaye Gutierrez Shola Cisse

Bit sad, but funny nontheless. Id like to see the letter that was actually written to them first.

It does remind you of ground zero like.

i can worry about a couple of things at once, this is one of them. ta So you are not worried about Argentina's stance over the Falkland Islands and another possible invasion of the islands, which we cannot allow, the way Syria is bombing and killing its own people in order to prop up a despotic dictatorship, Iran developing nuclear weapons which could very well lead to a nuclear holocaust in the middle east, as Israel are sabre rattling as I write this. Our soldiers being killed or maimed by the Taliban in Afghanistan, then there are the austerity measures imposed by the current government, the state of the Euro, and in particular Greece ( dont overlook the fact that if you plan on going to Greece for your hols this summer, you wont be able to use a credit card to pay for meals etc. Its cash only!). If none of this causes you the slightest moment of concern all I can say is you live a very insular life or you have found a very comfortable hole in the sand! Why are you so worked up about what people think of the renaming? Is it really that important to you? In the time you spent writing those 165 words you could have tried thinking of a cure for cancer. Wish I could pal having just been diagnosed as having cancer last thursday. Then you have far worse things to worry about than the financial state of a country that is not your own.. Hope you get better soon

i can worry about a couple of things at once, this is one of them. ta So you are not worried about Argentina's stance over the Falkland Islands and another possible invasion of the islands, which we cannot allow, the way Syria is bombing and killing its own people in order to prop up a despotic dictatorship, Iran developing nuclear weapons which could very well lead to a nuclear holocaust in the middle east, as Israel are sabre rattling as I write this. Our soldiers being killed or maimed by the Taliban in Afghanistan, then there are the austerity measures imposed by the current government, the state of the Euro, and in particular Greece ( dont overlook the fact that if you plan on going to Greece for your hols this summer, you wont be able to use a credit card to pay for meals etc. Its cash only!). If none of this causes you the slightest moment of concern all I can say is you live a very insular life or you have found a very comfortable hole in the sand! http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/061/294/1106514-cool_story_bro_super.jpg?1279885294

Wish one of the decent graffiti writers in Newcastle would do something instead of pissed radgies.

It will be called St James' Park long after Mike Ashley, me, you and your grandchildren are dead. This is temporary, so I refuse to even get wound up by any of this...

Aye I had a good laugh at that. Of course, there's no wage involved. They really genuinely think they're some kind of legitimate sports news company, and not just some weird kids with daft names who all have access to the same twitter account.

I dont get it?

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