adam1

Fuck off, so do I!

He will then change his story completely and come out with something like "he is a long term target and will be interested to see how it pans out"

Wonder why he insists on living in a shit area?

Lee Ryder 'reliably told by club sources' its 'simply untrue' Aly signs 12 minutes later.

This is huge news if true.

Who was that lad we were after who want from marseille to ac?

I got 27 seconds into that shit. I deserve a fucking medal. Was one of them call Richard Dick?

Me. @AdamWardle

How come we're suddenly chasing Erdinç again? Pardew pretty much confirmed we werent after a striker anymore didnt he? Or is it a case of a slow news day and Lee Ryder pulling names out of his cacky winker again...

They all seem to have fucking preposterous names too.

Demba's now on... @19Demba_ba

Aye it is. He's class.

Demba to LFC could go either way tbh. They're either DESPERATE to sign a black player to try and play down the racist profile they now have. Or, they won't. Because they're racist.

How much we getting for this then? Seen a few articles saying It was £20m but surely utter bollocks?

Fucksat?

Its not. No Obertan tho!

Explains our new defender/£8m budget for Jan. Still no sign of the Carroll cash.... Link to a source suggesting we have £8m to spend this month? Google it you bellend, there's loads of articles out there. You know there is.

Lee Ryder couldn't find his arse with both hands.

Hell play Lovenkrands.

Is this not on telly at all?

Imagine a back four of; Santon Yanga-Mbiwa Colo Cissokho

That wallpapers shit, id rather have the photo they've put on the webpage.

Always assumed it would be 'My-ee-ga' like, due to the ï.

Maiga, Taiwo and Clyne would be amazing like.