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At that time he would have just been in Aspers after the Cosmic Ballroom booted him out. Off his very lips no doubt.

Has Kuqi signed for anyone yet?

That we know of

Course not, it just doesnt make sense on any possible level

NUFCLatest NUFC Latest by neesy111 Sources close to the player have confirmed the striker’s move from Sochaux to #NUFC may develop over the next couple of hrs (ShieldsGazette)

So basically he's literally just glanced at that DFB Transfer list PDF and picked out the first name he recognised.

Ryder the fucking bellend. Why ask that?

"Im told", "We understand", "Our sources tell us", "We're hearing rumours that..." Fuck me i despise today like. Hate it more than my birthday.

Same. I totally despise the relationship between the two and that saggy faced haunted ballsack of a human being.

If? I thought they were both done deals?

Shame he'll only be playing in it for 6 months then isnt it.

Cant wait to see Abby Clancy stroll down Holmside with a face like a slapped twat.

Blokes a cunt.

Its worrying how much hate i have for SSN like, they're so fucking full of themselves. Smug fucking cunts. I love it how we never announce things to them anymore.

Hmmmm, €14m, Benzema, 23:32. Accepted.

What position does he play?

Carroll -£12m at 23:45. Liverpool will promptly fax us an a3 print of the Yao Ming face. Deal does not go through.

I don't know why, but I could definitely see that happening.

We've been sussed.

This lad looks fucking class.

Its actually fucking disgusting how much SSN hang out the back of Harry Redknapp and Spurs like. Absolutely unbelievable.

The fact they've even put a bid in for Crouch absolutely screams crisis like.

Dat Jewish finance swagger.

Wasnt there a fake PVA account going about? It was either the one with or without the underscore at the end. I realise this isnt very helpful, but take that tweet with a pinch of salt.

Fucksake. Roux it is.