adam1

'nailed on' whatever that fucking means.

Wearside there, taking the time to google our owners full name. Why don't you do what makems are meant to, and use your fingers for poking your sleeping daughter instead of typing on here?

Nah, were fucked.

He's not going to be replaced.

Jesus. It'll be like fucking Abe's Odyssey.

To be fair, his set pieces are fucking atrocious.

On the other hand, IF we managed to get Johnson on loan it would be quite a replacement, no? Aye of course, but howairrr.

We'll end up bidding £3m for Aaron Lennon at the end of the window and getting the "Hey, we tried to replace him" excuse.

Correct is if I'm wrong, but if Barton really wants to stay here all he has to do is not agree personal terms with any team we send him to?

The board have probably never heard of him tbh.

Is there actually any chance were even going to bid for this lad, or is it just Mark Douglas bluster and wishful thinking?

Were going to be mint when Ba and HBA are inevitibly injured together.

Hopefully were on a 'sell to buy' policy at the moment and this'll be the start of an incoming transfer.

Really want us to move on from this guy now.

Fuck me. None of you actually know the situation/goings on so calm down.

Home kit looks nice with White shorts like. Looks very European somehow

Brilliant

Jonas in the middle?

How Sky Sports think they are the be all and end all of transfer activity.

Fuck me really? Ive worked in Stoke and it truly is a disgusting place. Seriously needs flattened and started again.

Infact aye. For some reason I totally forgot about Staylor..

1st team Krul Simo Willo Colo Jose Cabaye Tiote Barton HBA Jonas/Marv Ba

Surprised by the lack of mass hysteria and baby sacrificing on RTG owa this like.

Aye proper healthy that like, shitloads of fried chicken just before kick off

Sick to the very back tits of this saga now. Obviously the lads good but is he really worth persuing over other targets?