adam1

That fucking goal man out of absolutely nowhere.

Female German footballers

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We just need to get rid of it tbh. I've got a twitch in me baaals that tells me it's gonna be HBA tho.

Eh, i thought they were going have Under Armour make their kits next season?

Have we had any word on how HBA and Gosling are recovering?

First one to post a link to an everton forum in meltdown wins a coconut.

Wasn't that Tom Cruise meant to be the next Walcott?

Given the price English players get these days, £4m is absolutely fucking disgusting.

Krul, 100%

They all live in Newcastle anyway. They mustnt even be able to bear the drive thru fullwell to get to the academy of 'light'.

Of course it's a pisstake. 'she' tweeted Nicole Sherzingher a few days ago asking about Lewis Hamiltons "lush caramel nob" And Danny Simpson keeps going down in my estimates with every tweet he posts, whereas Barton goes up with every one

Think I'm just going to get the new France away kit with Ben Arfa or Cabaye on the back.

£75k pw

I'd be utterly over the moon if they selt Gyan like. I'd be able to see the mushroom cloud of fury from me bedroom window.

Basically, Bruce has been told he's getting fuck all till he ships out half his squad.

Sow seems the ideal target man, but I can imagine Lille telling us to fuck off and leave them alone tbh.

How much would Huntelaar cost like?

Aren't QPR owned by Qataris or Arabs as well? Youd think they had a bit more to hoy around.

Where would we have played him anyway? As a striker?

That's how the French pronounce it, so I'm inclined to go with that! FWIW, 'ch' is a sound that doesn't exist in French. Pretty sure it's Erdinch. Oh, god, I don't care. Isn't Charlotte a French name?

seems to be taking the piss now, lets just fuck him off and go for N'Zogbia

Literally, no-one.

THANK FUCK. Ive been waiting for this fucking news for about 80 transfer windows.

Its going to be Nolan, no doubt. If Barton and Nolan both leave, then yes, Colo.