-SSN in general is painful to watch. The Nigel Winterburn/Jason Cundy 'head to head' they were showing before Arsenal/Chelsea was excruciating. The older female presenter is utter shite too, she tries to make the news sound like a fucking M&S advert.
-Teams coming onto the pitch to specific music.
-The way newspapers shorten Drogba to Drog, then use in a sentance referring to dogs. I.e - 'Terry to stop Drog's bite', or 'Ancelotti hails top Drog'