morla84

Mirror reckon we have tabled improved £11m bid

May as well lock the thread

Krul Debuchy Willy Taylor Santon Anita Tiote Sissoko Ben Arfa Gouffran Shola Elliot, MYM, Haidara, Gosling, Sammy, De Jong, Cisse Can't even contemplate a score

No doubt already been mentioned, but when a decision goes against a team and the players all run up to the ref with their arms behind their backs while they shout abuse. Is it meant to look less threatening or something?

De Jong, De Jong Jong Jong

Cisse 21 goals, Ba 29 goals Bent 25? I was thinking more league goals as we are not in Europe this season. That is league goals

If the stripes continued all the way down, there was no beige trim, no blue pinstripes, it was symmetrical, had a normal collar, wonga wasn't the logo and had an embroidered badge that'd be a really nice kit!

Cisse 21 goals, Ba 29 goals Bent 25?

Pards saying we are trying to bring in a striker, if not 2. Obviously only getting 1 in then, Shola is gonna be our impact player on the bench (what impact?) We need to sell him, loan Campbell out and bring 3 strikers in

What? 50K is perfectly reasonable in today's football, especially for a striker with his record. What on Earth do you think we'd pay him? Please be realistic. My goodness. That must be why Fulham agreed to pay him it? Always thought of him as a player who puts £'s before his career

I'm sure Pardew will go out of his way to sign him and play him on the right wing

The greenflies ganging up on Howard and making him change his shirt, poor lad

Probably giggs but with smaller wonga logo, doesn't look so bad when you can't see the blue bits

Seems to tick all the boxes for a return to Stoke? Or maybe West Ham if we nick Carroll? Him and Carlton Cole would be a fearsome partership

Not sure why people are confused as to whether he is leaving or not? Thought it was obvious a year ago?

Harperoid Debuchy Taylor Coloccini Mbiwa Marveaux Anita Cabaye Ben Arfa Cisse Gouffran Nowt to lose, lets see some sexy football all out attack

Smart but not a fan of the button down collar on the man u shirt

From Twitter, different angle

Harper up front, surely

I'll probably get slated for this, but if we do try get Carroll back, we may as well make inquiries about Milner. English, knows the club, possibly surplus to requirements if they change their manager and can whip a ball in. Miles better option than Jonas. Doubt he'd cost a fortune too

Elliot Simpson Taylor Coloccini Mbiwa Cabaye Perch Sissoko Ben Arfa Cisse Gouffran or Ben Arfa just behind a front 2

Had to stop that video after seeing that blokes teeth. Fuck me, talk about fangs like a vandalised graveyard. Bet that blonde lass has an immaculate vagina though.. http://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/43/2DA826AB7275A9F3895AB242725CD.jpg

Hopefully a few games out will get him back to his best

Cant see him being daft enough to break up a good CB pairing and shunting MYM to LB away from their main dangers. Just thought Id put the cat amongst the pigeons