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Hopefully these Alliadere and NGog rumours are just a smokescreen while we tie up someone in secret

Don't worry, Ameobi insists we still have plenty to play for. Pretty much confirmation we aren't signing anyone

QPR vs. NUFC to stave off relegation will be like the South Park cripple fight. Do we still have to play them at QPR yet? That could be embarrassing. Second last game of the season.... Is it too much to dream we are safe by then and send them down? Probably

Remy and M'Villa worth £48m between them last year, righto Harry

Anyone watching the FA 150 anniversary stuff on SSN? They were saying in the first ever international of England v Scotland, England played 1-2-7 formation including 2 left wingers and Scotland played a negative 2-2-6 and the score was 0-0

Why do they need a third kit in the first place?

Fly them straight to Newcastle rather than London?

Obviously got nicer Greggs' in London

Move on

Interesting, I know a lot of people disregard anything written by the mail but for me they are the best of a bad bunch when it comes to knowing our transfer dealings. Off the top of my head they were first to report on Tiote'sand Santon's transfers. Maybe there is something in this. Thats 2 out of 10,000 players they've linked us with over the past few years

I'd like us to sign a few players to give us extra options than just 4-3-3. In an ideal world I'd like to get a Striker thats good in the air, a couple pacey wingers that can whip a ball in and a pacey number 10 who can play inside left. Never going to happen tho!

Oh shit yeah, how could I forget haha! Any word on Saylor's availability?

Id play Krul Debuchy Colo Willy Santon Anita Perch Bigi Marv Cisse Ober but no doubt Pards will take advantage of having the luxury of Shola and Jonas available.

Good old Arry, has a rant about inheriting a team of overpaid foreigners one week, then a month later offers this lad £80,000 a week! Makes lots of sense, Remy is in a win-win situation whether they stay up or go down, he's hardly going to break his neck ensuring their safety! I'll be so glad if they go down, and he walks away for 2 or 3 million

Maybe he's meeting him to see whether his face is in fact a scrotum?

Talk is cheap, get some actual new players in

Ive felt like we could use another more-experienced coach specifically to work on these areas and set-plays for a while now

Sure in the pre-match press there is going to be a 'rallying cry', 'having such and such back is like a new signing' and 'we need the fans to get behind us' and everything will be al right 7-0 win

Can see him leaving on the last day of the window and a phantom 10m bid for Bassong

Obviously just hired lookalikes to throw us off the scent

Didn't someone see him and his family in hana hana last night?

That was Ba Pardew said it was Colo he had a disagreement with

Been on the cards since him and Pardew fell out, apparently as he slated the long-ball tactics wasn't it? Could really do with signing his replacement now and keeping Colo until the Summer to make the transition a lot smoother. Wonder who would be captain? Taylor? Cabaye?

If hes as good as Santon, he'd probably be the joint-best left back at the club. Hopefully won't make a hash out of any clearances and weed out most of the mistakes the defence has been making