morla84

Andrews Bantacid

Even talking about toilets is more interesting than Michael Owen

Big Bigi loves the toon!

I think theres pictures of Cisse white-water rafting, hopefully he is over his illness and might get some minutes

Ryan Giggs

That should be the only real criteria used. If he was banging in goals you can guarantee everyone's moral standards would suddenly nosedive. 'If he was banging in goals' being the operative statement. He's talented but he's a prima donna at the moment. He needs to get his head down and score some goals

Swap seats if you love the toon?

Im digging the cuffs on the long sleeve option

Krul Simp Coll Will Jose Barton Tiote Ireland Jonas Nolan Shola

http://underhooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Dana-White.jpg

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1378114/Newcastles-Cheik-Tiote-Shefki-Kuqi-training-ground-scuffle.html What a load of bollocks

The Square Root of 81 Arms?

'Big Mikes Burger Bar'

Lovely, Enrique out and Spearing in, surely this means we can now get shot of that idiot Tiote for £10m?

http://www.toffs.com/images/1161new.jpg Wouldnt mind an updated version of this 1920s away kit for a 3rd strip

Reminds me of the game Tetris Reminds me of a migraine I once had

Perfection

Its grown on me since yesterday but I think it would look better with the badge in the middle

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Clubs/Club_Home/2010/2/15/1266249807991/Javier-Mascherano-001.jpg

Ive got hairy balls not crystal balls mate

I'd play Ireland or Guthrie on the right for this one (depending on fitness) and move Barton inside. Any 2 from Best Shola and Ranger up front. Id settle for a draw.

I thought Sepp Blatter would be all for players playing in the snood

Incorrect. 1 goal and 2 assists in 24 appearances isn't good enough for a winger. He just runs with the ball straight into his opponents, doesn't even try to take it past them and can't cross or shoot a ball to save his life. I fail to see the point in him Doesn't score or assist enough, and his crossing is poor, but lets not go stupidly over the top ok? I don't see which part of my post is over the top?

Harper Simpson Saylor Colo Enrique Barton Tiote Gosling Ireland BenArfa Shola