morla84

Why? So we can equalise? Is it okay if somebody else scores it or does it have to be him? What a weird question

Why? So we can equalise?

Lascelles needs a goal

"Still looks a little stunned" manquillo looks like that on a good day

Must have been shouting uncle Ben at him and stuff before he scored

Piss off with your bubbles man

Sean Wigstockings

Hope lascelles puts an early reducer on Mankini

Could go 12th with a win according to my calculations folks ?

Yedlin, Mutu and Almiron on the same pitch last 20 mins would be naughty on the break ?

Incredible double save imo

You can say that again Beansie ?

Lovely header by the way folks

A Boomerang would have curled it in

Was that the game where we had about 45 attempts and it ended 0-0?

Probably had them packing orders on zero hours contracts too, sacked him mam for having a headache

Didn't he borrow some money off them to set up his sports gear business and never pay them back or something?

Not sure why there's such an obsession with trying to say which former player he's gonna be like? Let him be his own player. Likes to win the ball back, makes himself available for the ball, good range of passing, great stamina, doesn't panic and got a decent cross and shot on him.

Also sign Rondon and upgrade on Joselu & Atsu please (wishful thinking)

Done, good luck lads. The pride of SJP ?

Guess which two teams we’ve failed to score against. West ham and man city

Came to see if it was here too. Great read, hope he gets the move he wants in the summer and leaves with my best wishes.

Been super confident the past couple of games, but dont think we'll win this one. Hope I'm wrong for once folks.

Player of the millennium imo

Should rebrand ourselves as 'The Pies' like Newcastle Jets ? come on you Pies ?