Darth Crooks

The Snyder Cunt

Demand success/standards = bad thing. Alright Yosser.

Stapling my scrot to the wall as more constructive alternative paid off...someone pass us me drink?

Have you heard of the Scrote of Bruceus?

The fatal flaw in any of that logic is that you 'own a club to run itself' whilst having full control. Run with the doxes, hunt with the hounds stuff. Edward's knows this mind and still takes his 30 pieces.

Shouldn't be forgotten that Pardew had a far better squad that this right now and bleated the same. The 5th season was an absolute freak.

Hire two Geordies. One busted flush player, one lame duck manager. They hold us with that much contempt to think we’re simple enough to go for that. Some did with AC

Wrong kids cartoon Velma??? well I never. Only missing the famous catchphrase ‘scooby dabba doo’

Isn’t the whole point of the ‘howay the Bees panel’ Someone like mike Ashley will come along and ruin whatever you choose to do? Regardless of us he’s a cartoonist commenting on capitalism ruining football - the MBS angle is a valid one as is the Ashley stuff.

In the hunger games.

Aye. Pig sick of the cunt. Sick of pretending he’s desperate to sell.

Bruce or Ashley or both?

Think nufcjb is OK myself. That gag is old as gods dog but that one got me good ?

Disrailed iz

That team man jesus Paul seems happy at least

Not much to leak when you’re a brazen cunt who throw people publicly under the bus.

Steve Bruce: invetigation in process

Hyeugggh.

‘Fellow Geordie’ fuck that and as if jonjo Shelvey gives a flying fuck about anything.

Ignore the talk sport model/flannel. It’s click bait irrelevance - hope getting it out there in the cold light of day is the significance.

He’s too thin skinned. He’ll huff and puff like a fat loser like always.

finally a post worth the hassle

The fuck is Edwards stake in this bloke? It’s weird.

He was 11th choice. We were desperate and he fulfilled a ‘hometown’ criteria that MA/Charnley hoped would appease the fans after Rafa leaving. Sadly, his managerial ability wasn’t a driving factor. The contempt they hold us in is palpable. It was as simple to fool us as get this guy and sign Andy Carroll.