Darth Crooks

1-1. Marlon Harewood is gash. Carroll has to start after saturday.

Marlon Harewood is shocking

Wouldn't surprise in the least if he was forging all his cash after today...stupid kyent probs daft enough to print £6 ones like

KK vindicated. good to hear. Can't believe after everything thats gone on im still shocked and appalled to the level I am...defies belief. Also glad it was a smaller amount than 25 million tho...dems not small potatoes

Start with this XI and we shall piss all over these Bristol critters That'll dee :fwap:

Hope he can keep fit. he'd boss centre mid but if only we could find replacement wide players ...It's shocking how threadbare the squad really is. I was impressed with LuaLua at p'boro but haven't really seen much of him other than that

If your food enough, your old enough. If the midfield gets their act together regularly any of the three regularly mentioned should get goals. The only way you'll improve young players is by giving them opportunities regularly, not throwing them in once they stick a few in for the reserves. I've got no problem starting Carroll or Ranger. Alongside Marlon the beast, either of them are going to get goals. Well done to the goomba savin our bacon last night...and Butt needs to die of old age as he doesnt seem to get dropped otherwise. Sort out the midfield and I reckon any of these strkiers'll have a chance of gettin a hat full

Quidditch Player's Ringpiece. euph: 'Oh Ron after that battle with with Voldemort, i'm aching like a Quidditch player's ringpiece...' groaned Harry' - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, J.K Rowling

The currently not-so-blue peter katy hill laygentlemen.... http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6025/0003katyhill.jpg

I was those oh-so-clever 'Mind Games' anyhow

Sid the Sexist

Agree with some of this, like the money issue and flawed level of pride. What puzzles me is the use of the term winner which is banded about so much in football. Is this is the same definition of winner that gets applied to the likes Roy Keane by the media when they're plainly just being dirty b@stards? He's often defined a as a winner yet in management terms i thinks he's a shower of shite. I don't buy it that Keegan is a chancer, he is a good coach that has unfortunately for us not been able to cope with other people calling the shots, rightly or wrongly. I think its terrible he's trying to get that amount money from us at a time like this and thank him for times gone by but can't help but feel a bit of distain about this whole fiasco

I know the honey monster won us the FA cup but i heard he's Mackem through youtube!

Howay the lads! Another K-No hat trick...last one a 40 yard header! Reckon this'll be won by 1 goal margin tho tbh

He's as bad as Nicky Butt is now. Good players at some point in their career, as you have noted, but he has no pace anymore and does very little in the games i've ever seen him play. I'd sooner see more of this Georgian lad. Doesn't help that the squad is ludicrously thin but I don't see the effect he has on the pitch anymore

Might as well field a card-board cut out of stephen as field Geremi

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They say you should never meet your heroes, you'll only ever be dissapointed...I met kevin and a load of players at rushden and diamonds in pre-season once and they were brilliant. It's all b0ll0cks....Buzz lightyear was a stuck-up w@nker though... The sooner ashley and keegan are ancient history the better. Almost everything that happened during the Sheperd/Ashley dynasties deserves criticism. I question the love kevin keegan professes to have for this club and theres no question ashley is a prize idiot. I hope this legal/political farce is water under the bridge asap and there are people at the top who have the ability to appoint a manager who won't spend like he's on champ manager but also don't want the club as pure real estate either

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/733/dicanio.jpg That monumental shove incident exactly as i remember it

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He's supposed to be knocking it in with his massive conk....objective failed there then...back to the drawing board

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They're both members of the self-preservation society i'm afraid. Ashley wants to stop the flow of his losses and Keegan is a man who's pride far outweighs his love of this club....It could of course be a load of press bollocks and exaggeration, but i've no time for anyone who wants to make a fast buck and little else (i.e. anything other than sporting success, a legacy) out of my club