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maybe a Giggs, but found these stats on another forum; # Average attendance of European clubs (lots of German) teams 1 Borussia Dortmund (DUI) 80.382 2 FC Barcelona (SPA) 78.099 3 Man United (ENG) 75.348 4 Real Madrid (SPA) 72.855 5 Bayern München (DUI) 69.000 6 Schalke 04 (DUI) 61.076 7 Arsenal (ENG) 59.945 8 VfB Stuttgart (DUI) 55.639 9 Hamburger SV (DUI) 52.455 10 Gladbach (DUI) 51.214 11 Hertha BSC (DUI) 51.193 12 Caltic (SCH) 49.472 13 Ajax (NED) 49.388 14 Newcastle (ENG) 48.924 15 Man City (ENG) 47.043 16 1. FC Köln (DUI) 46.609 17 Rangers (SCH) 45.852 18 AC Milan (ITA) 45.734 19 Liverpool (ENG) 44.811 20 Hannover 96 (DUI) 44.714 21 Internazionale (ITA) 43.858 22 Feyenoord (NED) 43.700 (Research by the german Stadionwelt)

Ben arfa on par with shola. f***ing ace. i think its an elaborate trolling comment, has to be!

I would agree but you can't knock his performances this year. Okay, he looked a bit out of his depth at left back after a few months but in midfield he's disciplined enough to play on the RW, particularly in game where we're not instantly favourites. For example he was great against Man United. I don't think he was great against Man U. Infact I think he was probably our weakest performing player in that match. Even if he was the worst player on the pitch that night, it's hardly a black mark against his name Fair point, well taken. Still don't like the fact he's becoming not just a key player but a bit of cult hero amongst the fans. The bloke's one of the worst footballers in the league in terms of general play. a bit too far but agree with sentiment...his overall delivery is a big plus though, and with Ba in the side, he can be an absolute weapon...

everytime i feel a tiny bit nervous, "Demba's scored 1 since Ramadan..." enters me head, and i think itll be 20 by the end of the game

I thought Willo was abysmal yesterday. I dont mind him coming in for the odd game but he is playing most of the season due to Taylors injury so i really wish we had bought someone else in now like

i dont remember him being quite so one-footed at Inter...i reckon if he plays on the right then we'll be sorted...

It's definitely real (verified account and all that). It's just that he's an absolute dickhead when it comes to football - he really does talk s****. he puts himself across as a none-bullshitting businessman (selling shit computers and shit phones) but he decides to tweet in txt-speak? he is scum like...he doesnt even tweet about business, but he has one hand tweeting about Redknapp, whilst his other one is actually cupping Redknapps sack? utter gobshite...

i like Raylor using the "overthewall" hashtag...its like Demba using #sinceramadan...that is the only way it could be better tbh... btw, looking at the Alan Sugar tweets, gotta be a fake? i could have sworn on the apprentice they said it was his real one but it looks like an obvious fake like...

Yohan's Cabar meh, needs to be the route we go down for this kind of thing, i love a pun...

the Shola Ameobar...

was starting to doubt whether that was his twitter when i saw him messaging "Dave Whelan" but its a DJ guy from Liverpool called Dave Whelan and not a certain dictatorial ex chairman...

I'll watch the games, more for the fact that they provide some football to watch during a long summer. And I'd prefer us to win rather than lose, but whereas a Newcastle result will affect my mood for days, I've forgotten an England match before the 'analysis' has started. outside of tournaments, i generally forget theyre even playing alot of the time...

Funky Chicken? im thinking he gets 2 syrup bottles, hits tehm together and just pours them into his mouth like Stone Cold Steve Austin used to with cans of beer...would probably have to change his shirt after, but imagine the visual.

haha aye, no Vuckic!

obviously getting flamed for this, but like Thierry Henry used to conserve energy off the ball so he can sprint, i feel like Shola is saving energy, but i dont know what for...he may just have no cardio stamina due to his amazing physique. He has one hell of a core now, he looks like nobody could push him off the ball, a total specimen. no homo.

Demba 1 Demba 2 There's a taxi booked for you with a nick nack paddy whack score at Ewood Park You're both lethal as a shark Better? surely that fits the number of syllables better?

if he plays on wed, 3rd hat trick of the season

Milan haven't been doing very well with left backs recently. Taiwo has been a disappointment by all accounts. They also have Urby Emanuelson who hasn't impressed, Zambrotta (who plays both sides), Antonini (woeful) and Didac Vila who they sent back to Spain last season. They shouldn't be surprised with Emanuelson. He's 25 now and his entire career with Ajax (despite playing the position) has proved he's more like a wingback than a defender. It just didn't get readily exposed as he was in one of the best sides. Zambrotta and Antonini are old and useless in that order, who they try for next is beyond me. Should really have considered Enrique. Emanuelson was apparently trequartista for the derby...he hasnt played too much at full back or wingback, has even played a coupl of times in centre mid...he could do with settling at a team in his favoured position whatever it turns out to be!

It does annoy me as he seems like the nicest guy around, its just he isnt good enough. Time will judge him as a good signing though...a premier league goals, quite a few in the championship, a few in the cups...all on a free, from Germany... just a shame we didnt get him about 4 years younger really.

Primavera on 50k pw? No wonder you couldn't afford Tevez Im pretty sure alot of squad veterans liek Gattuso and Ambrosini are on £80kpw, and thats after tax so technically its even more...think im also right in thinking Milan have the highest wage bill in the world?

Taiwo will probs be on £50k pw...that is like minimum Milan pay to players...they have squad players on £60/70kpw so id say he'd need to take a pay cut...

love this, this has to be a chant!

mirror it and cut it...

I think its official, we are gonna win the league