Ameritoon

At least we can laugh at this

Seen him play a few times. Never made an impression. Hope this was helpful

This is a good way to put it. Even under Ashley's reign, there are many times I would've been excited by this signing...but this just feels like nothing.

Good see Ashley's deeply concerned about our fans not being able to get away from their wife for a Saturday

Been reported to the Premier League by Wednesday. Another blinder by Moke

No other club has had this many people attempt to buy them and it not come off. He clearly doesn't want to sell and never has

It carries every game that's not on national TV. So it'll have today's on there. It's a great deal considering the rest of the competitions they have, too

Interested to see where he goes. Says he's still covering NUFC so I'm guessing he'll replace Caulkin or whoever goes to The Athletic. Cause yeah, he's terrible

Can't promote betting companies in mainland China I think

Genuinely the most joy I've gotten out this club since Rafa left

Imagine being such a failure of a football club you couldn't even pay for a Championship manager. Would love it if this falls through, not because it means Bruce wouldn't be our manager, but just see another inept attempt at even vaguely trying.

I like the idea of Man Utd thinking it's a good idea to try to buy a player with nine PL appearances but then being shocked when the suggested fee is huge. Anyway, back to not caring

Imagine watching the Premier League over the last decade and only wanting to hire a manager with PL experience. They want us relegated

Tbf if we ever do get taken over it would make perfect sense for a barber to be the first to announce it

Everyone knows the real way to settle this is letterbox defacement

Those subs were pretty atrocious. The team did exceed my expectations during the tournament though

Look at those arrogant celebrations

Good lad

Impressive how terrible Kroenke is

My only sporting joy

How the fuck did we get stuck with the worst fucking person owning our club

sale of Longstaff, Almiron, Perez, Shar, Dubravka and the appointment of Mark Hughes don't forget Colback coming back to captain the side

Obviously waiting on something to be confirmed

because nothing good happens to us