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I'm watching the Vikings right now, I love a big glass roof me like. I dislike most modern stadiums but there's something about playing football in a greenhouse that appeals to me.

West Ham, man. Ffs. With their new stadium and badge they look like the PES version of themselves.

Nadacampista! Lol, we have a similar word in English. Well 5 words, all fart and nee shite.

Just give the ref a tazer. Anyone acts the cunt he can effectively sin bin them for ten minutes.

This. If only to end time wasting.

Chris Wood has a permanent cowie face.

What with India's fabulous attitude to road safety I'd have no problem fitting their tyres to my car.

How do you keep flys out of your bedroom in summer? You put a big bucket of shit on the landing.

Yeah they've made an historic stadium better. Odd that I think that as the job is not dissimilar to the modernisation of the Maracana, which I hate.

Hell of a lot of work though to be fair. I'd say it would have been cheaper to flatten it and build a new stadium.

The shell is original from the 1980 Olympics. I think.

Just get rid of rankings.

Potential future captain.

That's awesome, but in my barely informed opinion a complete waste of money. What's wrong with having a permanent grass pitch and laying fieldturf on pallets a couple of times a year?

Ambition.

I might have even mentioned this in thread. I had the '86 tango Azteca matchball. Apart from being a work of art it was easily the best ball I ever seen. It was bought on holiday in spain in '86 or '87 and lasted into the early '90s despite being used regularly on concrete.

Because footballers are generally thick as mince and the club lawyers would run rings around them. An agent will get you the best deal and knows the ins and outs of things like image rights. they are basically there to make sure players don't get screwed and to get them the best deal possible. Like them or not. So agents make sure their client doesn't get screwed by the club, by taking twenty percent of his contract and a one off fee every time he moves clubs. Seems perfectly reasonable.

Because footballers are generally thick as mince and the club lawyers would run rings around them. An agent will get you the best deal and knows the ins and outs of things like image rights. Do Sheffield United players have image rights? Does Paul Dummet? The way I see it is a contract is X amount of cash for Y seasons, i'm capable of working out what i'm worth and I have the front to ask for a bit more. And even if I don't get it i'll still be better off cause i'm not paying the aforementioned cunt in the suit.

I've said this for years. If i'm a professional footballer I can look round the dressing room at the other guys, I know what they earn and I know where I am in comparison. Why would I pay some cunt in a suit to negotiate for me?

Even if he's injured it'd be worth wasting a substitution on him. If he's in plaster start him, boot the ball out from the kick off and sub him off. Unless it's that ginger fuckwit with the sand clock tattoo we're bringing on, in that case just let Merino stay on.

Really enjoyable video that. Can you imagine Januarys installment at Newcastle United? It'll have been recorded 2 months earlier on a film set somewhere in London.

Thanks for that £1300 we fleeced you out of, did you honestly think we'd back the manager looooooollzz. Love Mike.

H'way Rafa, put us out of our fucking misery.

It's time for FC United of Newcastle.

We're a giant billboard for Sports Direct, spending money on players doesn't get him any advertising. All this talk of ambition is laughable, that went ten years ago.