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Signing Cahill is an absolute piss drinker.

Remind me how they lost their jobs, i've genuinely forgotten.

You can't take a throw in with gloves on so you shouldn't be allowed to head the ball wearing a fanny hat.

Playoffs are useful, or needed when you have different conferences etc playing for the same ultimate prize. But a league with twenty teams in doesn't want or need a playoff.

I was having this discussion with a man united ST holder at work this morning. He reckons under any other circumstances Van Gaal is doing an ok job and they're just about heading in the right direction. Ish. But having been spoiled rotten for the previous twenty years, sitting back and letting provincial plebs like Newcastle come at them in waves just isn't on. I'd mentioned a stat that flashed up on the telly a couple of weeks ago, where we'd had a ten minute spell of something like 80% possession against them. I said we never see that much of the ball against anyone. If we played our under 19s it wouldn't happen so no wonder the average manc is a bit pissed off.

On a free? Why can't we sign him?

Jesus, thirty pages discussing why we don't have playoffs. I'll tell you in four words - cause they're fucking pointless! Let's play all year to see who's the best, then when we know who's the best we'll play some more games. Nah.

How close to the sack do you reckon Van Gaal is?

A mate of mine was was in a mental hospital about ten years ago and he got to know this guy really well, turned out this geezer was the head groundsman at Valley Parade. The poor bastard had spent much of the twenty years since the fire in that place.

Identifying what's missing in the midfield, then going out and buying exactly that? Jesus it's such a monumental shift in policy. My heads done in.

This is some sort of parallel universe type deal, right?

Front foot football. Who knew?

for some reason I think he looks like a butcher! Scrubbed clean look about him, can see him in white dust coat with rolled up sleeves, perhaps a straw hat at a jaunty angle, and a red and white striped pinny... ah, that's the association. He's got butcher written all over him man. There you go Mrs McGonagle, i've been saving these sausages for you pet.

28 minutes in McClaren will have seen enough, Saivet on for Colback. This time next year we're pushing for Europe and Colback is working in a butchers.

Am I imagining it or are Nice on BT Sports waaay more regularly than they probably should be?

Your head is one mystery cavern of lunacy. Fair.

See in my head he was Claude Makelele.

Wasn't there a period where he was captain and playing really well, or did I invent that in my head?

Danny Guthrie and Ryan Taylor are both better CMs than this clown. In fact Gouffran isn't far off either.

I thought he was left footed for some reason.

At 2-2 I was screaming at the telly, but the crowd were as flat as a witches tit. If we'd gone at them then, like we should have we could well have won.

If he'd gave us a penalty was it a straight red too?

Ok second half bring Shelvey on for Colback, and we'll take the hit on fielding an intelligible player.

Can we put a proposal into the PL where man united are given a bye into the champions league but PL games are refereed fairly. It would feel like less of an arse raping.

Ref getting it wrong in real time, yeah ok. But his mate backing him up really is a joke.