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This season will go well for Pards, he could even get the England job if Woy goes after the Euros. If he stays at Palace he'll bomb next year. And as we've seen, their chairman fires managers when it looks like they're going down. So either way Pards has 18 months tops before the whole world knows he's a fraud.

Why do stadiums only last twenty to thirty years in America? The Georgia Dome opened in '92. I think Americans must treat them like cruise ships, sail on them a few times then demand something flashier.

I think we're a defender away from having a really enjoyable season. And hen we pick up an injury or two we're fucked. Absolute insanity when you think about it, £50mil or something like that spent and we're still frighteningly fragile at the back.

Impeccable grammar and bad pronunciation, probably memorized or cue sheet. Haha fair enough then.

Is his Spanish any good? Good on him for having a go.

Chris Sutton said it while commentating on BTSport. He's wrong though, Van Dijk is pish.

I can't stand Man City. Not the club as such, just what they've become. Then you imagine Aguero playing up front for us and think ffs.

:lol: old'un, but golden Most will disagree but I'm 100% behind this.

Has he scored twice? Not a bad ratio considering he's only played about 45 minutes total.

CL nights at Celtic Park are brilliant, no doubt about it. League games are a different story altogether. The last time I was there was the last game of '13/'14 season where they got the trophy. Loads of folk didn't bother hanging around to see the presentation! Can you imagine a trophy presentation at SJP and people not bothering with it?

Thank fuck we picked Obertan over him eh? Remember them two runs Obertan thought about making on Saturday? Bullet well and truly dodged.

Did he score again?

That's what I though too, that is some gap in the size of them clubs I know, villa are shite!

I like this new Man United mind. Run out of ideas so we'll try a floated ball into the box in the hope some other cunt gets lucky. Sir Alex would be spinning in his grave, if he was dead.

They were suited to what Man United threw at us no doubt. But I still expected Coloccini to be beaten in the air by Hernandez for their 4th goal while Taylor stood with his thumb up his arse while Rooney ghosted in for the 5th. Pleasant surprise all round really.

Rooney could have easy had a yellow for abusing the ref, not at OT though.

Him and Coloccini today haven't played like that together in four years, credit where it's because nobody expected it.

Years ago this guy came up with a solution for dealing with our nuclear waste. His idea was to build a massive gun, like the Iraqi super-gun, and use it to fire iso-freight containers full of waste into orbit. We need to build this gun now for definite to dispose of this halfwit.

Two world class saves from Hernandez and Mata. Colo blocked three shots as well that were on target. How anyone can say Colo wasn't MOTM is beyond me. He saved it from being a spanking. Turning a spanking into a clean sheet is some achievement.

For a lazy bloke he seems to do plenty of defending.

How the fuck is this nugget still in the starting line up?

Superb and spot on! I was surprised by how little attention most people pay at the match. Myself included at times to be honest. Aside from the fact my seat was in the front row and useless for understanding what's happening tactically during the game, most of those around me were that drunk they'd be hard pressed to name goal scorers five minutes after full time. I once embarrassingly told the lads on our bus I had to record motd so I knew what had happened, they all recorded motd too.

Ahhh, okay. None the wiser, tbh.

What's the story behind the two? Did the first one actually get made because it looks like a joke. And the second one is Peter Falk. Oh and by the way, anyone going to old Trafford tomorrow give this a whirl. Stand looking at the matt busby statue for five minutes then ask one of the Japanese / Aussie / Irish guys who are taking photos, who the fuck it is? When they spit out Sir Matt in utter disgust, nod slowly then say, oh right who's he then? They love it.

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/gallery/worst-statues/tedbates.jpg (With revised version next to it). Still so funny. :lol: The guy who worked that must have know half way through it was terrible but had to continue anyway. That is easily the greatest statue ever. It looks like I made it in gsce art. And I never even did gcse art.