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Forget the defence for a minute, if Colback and Obertan start 38 games we're down.

To hell with this.

Nail on the head.

I really want it to be the case where you could get your car onto the running / dog track.

Advertising? Still see it occasionally in South America if the ground has a running track. I don't think it is advertising. There was a shot on soccer am today where it looked as though you could pay a few quid extra and watch the game from your car, like me and my dad used to do at local Sunday league games.

It looks shit. Sir Bobby's statue is shit too.

Everton kit is absolutely foul! And the lines on the pitch were rolled by a drunk.

Can anyone explain the parked cars behind the goal at Stamford Bridge in the 70's and 80's?

I just came on at half time to discuss the Richards captaincy nonsense but it seems it's already been covered. Yes they do have more suitable candidates, one of them is even on the pitch. ?

John Benson.

They call their keeper Pants?

I'd like to think not but if they can play rugby on the new ones slide tackling must be ok?

Watching Kilmarnock v Celtic it occurred to me there's at least two artificial pitches in the top flight in Scotland. Plus God knows how many in the lower divisions. I thought we'd seen the back of them but iirc the women's world was mostly played on artificial grass. Are the new ones that good? The ones I played on years ago were downright dangerous, full of sand which ripped your skin off. Could we really see one in the premier league at some point?

It's not the amount of passes, it's the distance that counts. /Pards

It is easily the worst accent in any film ever.

Hahaha are they shouting who are ya? ?

He's a lazy shithouse who apart from three instances yesterday actively avoids the ball. Nice cross though, let's start him again next game.

Obertan seems to psyche himself up, take a brave pill then make a challenge and win a header. Then he thinks ooh that'll do and he's a spectator for the next 25 minutes.

Our left side is pub league standard.

First team sheet of the season and Obertans on it. Fuck this I'm tapping out.

He was staying at the Hilton the night before a game so I assume he's on someone's expenses.

I asked if we could expect any action before the window slammed shut, he had a good chuckle. Read into that whatever you like.

I was just talking to David Craig in Gateshead, he said we've as much chance signing Messi as we have Thauvin.

Totally unnecessary from Mourinho. Second time in a week he's gone too far.

It won't last. And when the points dry up the fans will realise, hang about we're supposed to playing front foot football, but our possession never hit's 30%. The ball is racking up air-miles on it's was to Glenn Murray. And he really is a Pardew wet dream, but there's 50 yards between him and the nearest midfielder and he doesn't have a fraction of the talent of a Ba or a Remy. No fret at all.