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Haha the nugget.

Never knew they were A.Peles kids like.

Anyone know what Oscars goal celebration was all about?

One or both of Williamson and Obertan will start and we will all cry and wish the season would end.

That new premier league ball is absolutely appalling.

Rooney got knocked the fuck out by Phil Bardsley so he's disqualified from winning any debate ever again.

If he was that good he'd still be at Man United.

Aye that's what fucked me up. I know the M60 or whatever round Manchester and that gives you Leeds and Yorkshire clubs from there, likewise you could guess off the M25. But Birmingham and the east midlands was where I blew it.

It's one hell of a slinging job if it isn't!

To improve Obertan you'd need to give him a lobotomy. Can you imagine that, you'd need a stihl saw to get through his nut. Failing that a trip to the wizard of Oz.

They're leaving a fantastic stadium with a hundred years of history, to play in a soulless void guaranteed to be completely without atmosphere. We know better than anyone how much balance sheets mean to supporters. So it works only if they win trophies, which they won't. And they'll regret it within a decade.

Nah nothing of the sort. It just needs that kind of catastrophe for the average daily star reading fan to see him for what he is. Armchair mancs and the like.

The media will turn on Pardew eventually. Either when he fucks palace up or even better England. Personally I never had anything against palace or their fans but some of the stuff I've read on their forums re us makes me want them to fail spectacularly.

Probably the heat over there. I didn't realise they could do it but the commentator was saying they were used at the last world cup too. I'm buggered if I can remember them. And Chris Sutton's just said van dijk is worth twenty five mil, gan on then Chris.

What's the time out craic an'arl?

Seen the amount of police / stewarts at Qarabag?

Are Qarabag one of them made up teams off pro evo?

You would reject the chance to sign the best player ever to walk the earth? You trippin'. Nobody mentioned Diego Maradona. And England were absolutely flying in 2004 until Wayne Rooney snapped his foot. Given Greece won that tournament England were a metatarsal away.

Or England have had absolutely piss easy qualifications groups for the most part (bar 08 when against 2 other capable teams they fucked up) and when they come to play anyone of note (or Costa Rica or Uruguay) they're left woefully exposed. You've still got to beat what's in front of you and '08 aside England do that. And I'd put Uruguay in the same bracket as England at international level, in the group behind the elite nations.

I think if you were to put them both in shit teams Ronaldo would be miles better. Not so much the Stoke argument because I've seen Messi get booted six feet in the air and he gets up and plays on.

I'd argue England are one of the best teams in the world, the ease in which they qualify for tournaments is proof. Trouble is there's massive difference between the top three or four sides and the second group, which England are in. And Messi vs Ronaldo is a weird one. I'd agree Messi wins, but if I could have one of them sign for us it'd be Ronaldo all day long.

Nah national service ended ten years ago.

Colback has trouble stringing a fucking sentence together, rallying speech? If the new captain ain't dutch i'll be pissed off.

But, but Wijnaldum?

Personally id do the round trip via the dam.