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Ding ding ding we have a winner! ?

If you include the corner the Milburn is over 20k.

The bastards! Are they getting new changing rooms and everything, or just extra seats?

Any idea on capacity, just that stand? So we can compare it to the Milburn?

How good is that player your club just released?

No way any agent owns a private jet. They'll maybe lay one on when they expect a big pay day but that's as close as it gets.

Ayoze was a false 9 for us last season. Only difference between him and Messi was we surrounded him with 10 spaps who couldn't thread the ball through a bus station.

Not necessarily doing an Alf Garnett. Showing my age there.

I love the term Delph. My scouse mate used to use Babel to describe extreme shiteness.

Standing on the top of a GTR, man.

Shouldn't this have been confirmed 24hrs ago? Visa problems maybe...

He wants to be an electrician. Sparky Mbemba!

Sorry but I nearly shat myself at "president Ali Bongo". I apologise if that comes across as racialist.

If that comes off I will honestly buy season tickets for me and the wife.

To be brutally honest, my granddad could have starred for rangers. And hes been dead twenty odd years.

If by some miracle we sign Shaqiri I would officially start paying attention to next season. edit - and if it goes much further than that i'll have to buy the wife a season ticket.

Get in, I'm all over this private jet shite. Someone post a map that shows 15 planes the size of Yorkshire.

Some rugby union team used to have letters. A to M or something, whatever the 15th letter of the alphabet is I can't be arsed counting.

At the start of the summer I was certain Sissoko would go but now I'm not so sure, Liverpool was the obvious move but it now seems unlikely. Like Mole I'd be ok with him going if it meant quality signings. At the start of the window I didn't think they'd happen, but we're two / three decent signings in and hopeful of more. If it keeps going like this we might just has a season to look forward too. Big if.

Even if Mbemba signs we're still three signings away from a sniff of optimism.

And you're not wrong on feeling old. I can remember that cup final vividly, Kevin Moran getting sent off and Norman Whitesides winner.

Did squad numbers come in with the premier league, it was around that time. I remember when sky first put the score in the top corner of the screen too, there was hell on about it. Edit: iirc every pitch in the premier league has a slight camber, to aid drainage. Except Southampton which is flat. We're the only club to have a noticeable slope, and at maybe 4' to 5' it would be considered significant even in league 2.

God knows. I know a lot of teams seem to switch sides at SJP when they win the toss, although I always assumed that was more a mental two fingers to us.

Oooooh the sneaky buggers!

3 weeks my arse.