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Wasn't she on The Wire?

If you have a look at availability for the Southampton game it's clear there's tonnes of seats available in the platinum club, sports bar etc. But they're holding them back for some reason. The more expensive seat too?

One greedy bastard? What makes the whole thing so Owentastic is he genuinely didn't see it coming. His reaction after the game said it all, he couldn't understand why he wasn't applauded.

Looks like Ozzy Osbourne with a haircut in that picture.

I said this last week and I still think it'll happen. Though it wouldn't surprise me if Wijnaldum is made captain, id be ok with that. Or Colo, I wouldn't be ok with that.

If he comes here he'll be a club legend inside twelve months. Based on nothing at all apart from 6 cans of cider.

I was just be silly, tbh.

why? Because some of their fans said some nice things about NUFC on a message board? Isn't that why Sunderland do it?

PSV fans. Can we start up some unofficial bot-fest with them, maybe have a PSV flag at home games etc?

McClaren's going "you can get fuck if you think we're putting mayonnaise on our chips".

Is there a link to his message to PSV fans?

Another 6 players of similar quality to Wijnaldum and I'm in there like a rat up a drain pipe!

I swear to God some wee actually came out when I read sand clock. Fuck me.

Is this in stoppage time?

Well i'll be chuggered, two signings!

Bid in for him from Palace.

Could go either way, but I too feel this guy could become a cult hero.

Yup, that's definitely a black guy.

€100k maybe.

Is it possible to play football without swearing? De Jong captain with Janmaat announced as vice captain.

This time last year I didn't want the season to start and guess what, I don't want next season to start.

If we sign those four I'd say half the forum would drink their own piss.

Ooooh double signing, I might take tomorrow afternoon off!

Saporro was kind of like Arizona. The idea of a pitch that moves, be it on rails or custard, is that it will have to move underneath another structure - the stadium. At saporro the whole stadium was relatively small, maybe 30,000 seats. So the end that the pitch moved under was probably 6,000. And if you look at aerial shots there's no car park or other shit at that end of the ground. At Spurs one end of the stadium is supported either end of a ~65m hole in the ground, with 17,000 seats above at one end side and a 20 storey office at the other. It's a massive project.

That'll be it then, if you're paying fifteen quid a game you can afford to miss a few. Or a load.