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Looking forward to the press leak around the 5th September that Bruno has two footed him during his first training session post "Reintegration".

Probably going to make 1000 changes before Friday:

If I had to picture a quintessential Harvey Barnes type goal, it's exactly that.

Thats the perfect sort of replacement for Longstaff like. Someone who's young and can be improved, has shown he has the required skillset to do a semi-decent job now, but at the same time is someone who wouldn't mind being a bit part player for a few years.

Two things. 1) BlueSky integration 2) Waugh adding "Since Ramsdale arrival" was very much not needed

According to this, we have the 5th best midfielder in the world https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/ranked-best-central-midfielders-in-the-world

Pedri.

Romano doing tweets like that for a 16 year old

Athletic writers season predictions:

I wouldn't be surprised if we went in for Ederson, give we've went in before.

I just spent a cursory couple of minutes looking and the only thing I could find was "Pardew should coach the knicks" and I have no idea if thats praise or not

I'm not condoning Pardew at all, he was awful, a prick, and was probably the driving factor behind why we never had any ambition under Ashley, and that Europa campaign, he football was also utter shit, but in terms of my hatred, Bruce is way ahead of him. He continually talked down to every single fan while at the same time having the whole press in his lap making sure any sort of protest was seen an attack on poor old Brucie. He also had zero tactical acumin, and game after game we saw that defensive rigidity we had under Rafa get worse and worse, Pardew atleast you could see what the plan was even if it was shit, Bruce you couldn't, there was nothing. Prick.

Pardew was a prick, but he knew he was a prick, and owned it, so it makes it a bit more palatable. Bruce was a prick, but thought he was a saint, and felt shocked when people called him one, that's much worse.

@Alan Pardew You going to sit and take this?

It took me a second to figure out they where individual moments. I sat here for a good 20 seconds thinking "How does times dispossessed equal a minute sum" Well up for that though.

Worlds shittest CB scores.

Get fucked Liverpool.

Thats how you take a penalty. Woooof.

Have these guys been watching the Women's Euro's and taking notes?

Ehhh how is that not off his line?

Salah

It'd be fuming if that was given against us like.