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He did though. It must be some kind of PTSD for those that stuck through the Bruce years, that's blanking out the 6 month period we all watched him perform absolutely fine as we were putting in top 3 form.

We need to line up Paraguayan children on the touchline hurling abuse at him. He was legitimately offended by Ensico's heel turn and Hulked out.

Am I being harsh or is that Kev Lawson the most pointless 'stats god' out there? I really like the attempts from Sanjay, he seems to put a bit of effort in, but everytime I see a tweet from KL it's the most pointless shit ever. Like a single wheel chart comparing 2 players which shows essentially nothing, or in this case, annotated 'analysis' explaining that Botman made a dummy run during a set-piece. Fucking cheers mate. A shame as he seems to have access to good data.

I didn't until I clicked the comments tbf, I hope he wins the Conference for that.

Moyes

Yeah, at 2-1 up it felt like there was no need risking a change. Then both Almoron and Wilson, who would have come off, secured the game anyway. If Brighton equalised we would have brought Maxi and Gordon on sooner.

I assume he's meant to be playing a Cancelo role but Brighton never got control of the game?

Fair fucks to this cunt.

5-3-2 isn't just one less attacker though, you replace them with a defender leaving you even worse on the ball across the pitch.

First (possibly second) time I've watched them this season and they look absolutely shite. Weak as piss.

Aye it was, it was ridiculous.

The put lines down for Isak. They did that incredibly scientific dotted line down from the knee too to prove it was defo offside n that.

Maddison grabs a goal or assist just under every 90 minutes or something daft.

He wanted Gordon for years and we took advantage of the situation with Everton. It wouldn't have stopped us going in for anyone else.

Aye what was the craic there?

Completely missed this Tindall stuff, what's happened?

He was just showing passion for his team.

KdB is on Iniesta levels like, it isn't close.

It's Jan Molby, they've given him too much room!

Think so, although in fairness I think that was a reaction to him being a few yards off the pitch before rolling back on

Never a penalty once it's hit his leg like, he was lucky as he threw his arm towards the ball but having hard rues in place which we can understand is good. I doubt that doesn't get overturned even at Anfield tbh.

Playing like he's been on fentanyl.

Been ropey as fuck since the penalty shout.

Not nervous at all, it's weird. Tempted to take 2 goals before the 10th for 100/1. Arsenal don't seem confident at all.

I think the most realistic Youtube fan reaction was that kid just laughing as the 5th went in. I give it a year before we have a fake matchday suicide attempt on Youtube Live.